I’d Steal the Moon for You Card – Funny Cute Space Design

Love, Theft, and Moonlight Mischief.

This card is for the ones you’d go intergalactic criminal for.

You wouldn’t just go to the moon and back—you’d steal it.

No hesitation. No regrets. Just full-on emotionally unhinged love in a spacesuit.

Introducing the I’d Steal the Moon for You card—a high-drama, high-cuteness galaxy love bomb for the one who makes you feel like the whole damn universe.

🌙 What Makes This Card a Must-Send:

💫 Playful but Deep – It’s sweet. It’s funny. It’s just unhinged enough to make someone laugh and cry at the same time.

👨🚀 Wholesome Criminal Energy – Our little astronaut buddy is literally kidnapping the moon for love. That’s dedication. That’s loyalty. That’s soulmate behavior.

🌌 Blank Inside – So you can write a heartfelt message, a space pun, or your personal manifesto for why they’re worth committing cosmic theft.

🖋️ Card Details:

• Sizes: A6, A5, or A4

• 324gsm premium matte cardstock

• Blank inside for your message

• Kraft envelope included

• 100% recyclable packaging

💌 Perfect card For:

• Valentine’s Day

• Anniversaries

• “Sorry I was moody” moments

• Birthday add-ons

• Just because your love is ✨not normal✨ and that’s the point

Whether they’re your partner, your crush, your long-distance lover, or your best friend who deserves planetary levels of affection, this card will hit them right in the feels.

🪐 Vibe Pairing Ideas:

• A stargazing date

• A jar of Milky Ways and a post-it note that says “galactic snack for my favorite star”

• Literally nothing else. This card carries.

💌 Customer Care + Delivery

Printed, packed, and shipped from Keolix HQ with the kind of care our astronaut shows that moon.

📦 FREE UK delivery

📧 Questions? Cosmic requests? Message us at hello@keolix.com

✨ About Keolix

Keolix makes greeting cards that say what your heart’s been thinking. Sometimes that’s funny. Sometimes it’s chaotic. Sometimes it’s “I’d steal a moon for you.”

→ Free UK delivery always

→ Loved by people who love hard and laugh harder

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.

Whether you’re the poetic type or more of a “panic write 3 mins before giving it” person, this card’s got your back. It’s heartfelt without being cringe, cute without being childish, and romantic without trying too hard. Basically, it’s the space-powered wingman your love life deserves.