I’d Punch a Swan for You – Funny Friendship Card

🦢👊 "I’d Punch a Swan for You" – Funny Quirky Friendship Card for Unbreakable Bonds

🌟 A Quirky Card for Someone You’d Do Anything For!

True friendship, real love, and deep loyalty deserve more than boring cards — they deserve chaotic, hilarious devotion.
Enter the "I’d Punch a Swan for You" card — the ultimate expression of your fierce affection and twisted humor.

Featuring a feisty, slightly unhinged duck and the bold declaration:
"I’d punch a swan for you. Don’t ask why, just know I would,"
this card is designed for those special people who truly get you.

Because love isn’t just roses and hearts — sometimes, it’s duck fights and unconditional chaos. 🦢💥

💬 Why You’ll Love This Legendary Card

🦢 Unique, Unforgettable Design

The pastel teal background, paired with the hilariously determined duck, makes this card stand out in a sea of cheesy greetings.
It’s witty, bold, and guaranteed to get a double take (and a belly laugh).

🎨 Premium Quality with a Bold Finish

Printed on high-quality, eco-friendly cardstock with a vibrant matte finish.
Feels as good as it looks — sturdy, stylish, and ready to be a keepsake.

✍️ Blank Interior for Maximum Mischief

Whether you want to add a heartfelt note, a hilarious inside joke, or a sarcastic masterpiece, the blank interior gives you total creative freedom.

🎁 The Perfect Gift Companion

Pair it with a quirky gift, or let the card be the gift — it’s memorable enough to be displayed proudly on desks, fridges, or bedroom walls.

👑 Card Features:

• Size Options: A5, A6, or A4 — pick your perfect format

• Material: Eco-conscious, thick premium cardstock

• Finish: Smooth matte texture for a bold, modern look

• Interior: Blank, ready for your own hilarious or heartfelt message

• Envelope: Matching envelope included — ready for gifting

• Eco-Friendly: Fully recyclable and sustainably sourced

📏 Perfect for Every Occasion:

• Friendship Appreciation 🧡: Let your ride-or-die know you’d throw hands for them

• Birthdays 🎂: Forget boring birthday wishes — send chaos and love

• Anniversaries 💘: For the couples who can laugh and love fiercely

• Just Because ✨: Random acts of violent affection are sometimes necessary

• Inside Joke Celebrations 🎉: Perfect for shared jokes, memes, and chaos energy

🧠 Bonus Waffle – Why Weird Loyalty Is the Best Loyalty

We all have that one person:
The one you’d rescue at 3 AM.
The one you’d fight imaginary swans for, no questions asked.
The one who understands that love isn’t just spoken — it’s yelled across a parking lot or shown through hilarious cards like this.

The "I’d Punch a Swan for You" card is for them.
It’s for you.
It’s for the loyalty that doesn’t need to be explained — only celebrated.

Because normal friendship is overrated.
Weird friendship is forever.

🎁 The Funniest Gift That Will Make Their Whole Week

Looking for a quick gift that has maximum emotional impact?
Forget boring presents — THIS CARD is the memory-maker.

Every time they see it pinned to their corkboard, stuck to their fridge, or tucked in their journal, they’ll remember:
"Someone out there would punch a swan for me. I am loved beyond reason."

Powerful stuff, really. 🦢💪

📦 Shipping & Returns Information

• Processing Time: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 business days

• International Delivery: 7–14 business days (customs may vary)

• Tracked Shipping: Available at checkout

Returns/Refunds:

• Damaged or incorrect item? Contact us within 7 days — free replacement or full refund guaranteed.

• Lost package? Full replacement/refund after 14 days (UK) or 30 days (international).

• Changed your mind? Returns accepted within 14 days for non-personalized, unused cards.

Questions? Reach out to hello@keolix.com — we’re always happy to help!

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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