Hot Sauce Flirty Card – Funny Romantic Spicy Greeting Card

🌶 The Sauce Isn’t the Only Thing That’s Hot Around Here…

Let’s be real — you’re not just bringing the heat…
You ARE the heat. 🔥

This saucy little card is made for lovers who flirt with their food and each other. Featuring a fiery cartoon hot sauce bottle and a cheeky line that says exactly what you’re thinking — it’s playful, spicy, and impossible to ignore.

Whether you're flirting, teasing, or reminding someone they’re still your biggest craving, this card brings maximum heat with minimum effort.

💋 What’s the Vibe?

• 🔥 Flirty, fun, and a little bit filthy (in the cutest way)

• 😏 Perfect for when “I love you” sounds too... vanilla

• 🌮 Best paired with tacos, takeout, or a suggestive smirk

🧨 When to Send It:

• Valentine’s Day or anniversaries

• Birthdays that need a little sizzle

• Spontaneous “just because I want you” vibes

• After a hot night in — or right before one 👀

📏 Card Sizes:

• A6 (4.1 x 5.8”) — Pocket rocket

• A5  Just right

• A4 — Go big, babe

Each card comes with a matching envelope, ready to slide into their hands, mailbox, or pillowcase.

💌 Inside:

Blank.
Because your dirty mind does better than anything we could print.

🌶 Why They’ll Love It:

• Printed on premium cardstock

• Bold colors + crisp lines for that sizzling finish

• Flirty design they’ll definitely keep on display

• 100% guaranteed to make them blush (or bite their lip)

🔥 Who’s It For?

• Your forever crush

• Your spicy situationship

• Your partner in chili oil crime

• Anyone who’s ever made you say “you up?” with your eyes

💬 Sample Message Ideas (You Naughty Thing):

• “Warning: I’m hotter than your favorite sauce. Proceed with caution.”

• “Let’s skip dinner and go straight to dessert.”

• “If this card doesn’t get you excited… wait ‘til you see what’s next.”

🚚 Shipping & Returns

📦 Orders ship in 1–3 business days
🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 days
🌍 International: 7–14 days (customs may vary)

✅ Tracked orders include a tracking number
📸 Damaged or wrong item? Email us within 7 days with a photo — we’ll make it right
🔁 Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days

Questions? We’re just an email away at hello@keolix.com

🖼 About KEOLIX

At KEOLIX, we don’t do boring.
We create cards and prints that flirt, empower, and make you laugh-snort.
Our designs are handmade to turn up the volume on your everyday emotions — bold, witty, and unapologetically YOU.

✔ Cards for all occasions — and all love languages
✔ Wall art that brings the drama (and the dopamine)
✔ Loyalty perks, exclusive drops & new spicy arrivals

💥 Ready to Turn Up the Heat?

Order your “The Sauce Isn’t the Only Thing That’s Hot Around Here” card now.
Because let’s face it — they already know you’re hot.
This card just makes it official. 💋🔥

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.