Ho Ho Hold My Drink – Funny Christmas Tote Bag

🍹 Sip, Slay, and Sleigh with the Ho Ho Hold My Drink Tote

This tote doesn’t just carry your essentials—it carries your entire holiday mood. Featuring a dazzling Christmas cocktail (garnished with a candy cane stirrer and holly sprig), our "Ho Ho Hold My Drink" Tote Bag is the cheeky, festive essential you didn’t know you needed.

Whether you’re off to the Christmas market, brunching with the girls, or just power-walking to the wine aisle like a sleighing queen—this bag has main character energy.

🥂 Why You’ll Love It

🍸 Bold Festive Design

From the candy cane stirrer to the glistening holly garnish, this cocktail print screams “I came to sleigh.” It’s cheeky. It’s cute. It’s Christmas.

✨ Customizable Style

Feeling bold? Go with the sassy “Ho Ho Hold My Drink” text. Prefer a clean vibe? Opt for the text-free version. Choose your own holiday aesthetic.

♻️ Eco-Friendly Materials

Crafted from 100% recycled cotton, this tote lets you shop, party, and gift responsibly. Stylish and sustainable? Yes, please.

🎁 Roomy, Durable, and Lightweight

With 40 x 38 cm of space and 130-135 gsm cotton, it's built to handle prosecco, pressies, and peppermint lattes. All at once.

🎄 Perfect For:

• Holiday shopping with sass

• Eco-conscious gifting

• Secret Santa with spice

• Carrying cocktails and compliments

• Making strangers laugh in the queue at Tesco

🎁 Gifting Made Effortless

Surprise your bestie, your boss, or your badass self with a tote that oozes festive energy. It's practical, hilarious, and totally reusable. Wrap it around a wine bottle and boom—instant legend status.

📏 Specifications

• Dimensions: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)

• Material: 100% recycled cotton

• Thickness: 130–135 gsm

• Care: Spot clean to keep those colors crisp and holiday-ready

🚚 Shipping & Returns

Processing: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days
🔎 Tracking included when available

🔁 Refunds & Returns

📷 Damaged or wrong item? Email us within 7 days with a photo—we’ll sort it.
📦 Lost package? Eligible for refund/replacement after 14 days (UK) or 30 days (INTL).
↩️ Returns accepted within 14 days on non-personalized goods. Buyer pays return shipping unless item is faulty.

📧 Questions? Reach us at: hello@keolix.com

✨ More From Keolix

✔ Festive prints & handmade cards that actually make people smile
✔ Whimsical art, emotional gifts, and bold personality pieces
✔ Loyalty perks, points, and surprise launches

Be unforgettable this Christmas.
Order your Ho Ho Hold My Drink Tote Bag now and sleigh the holiday season in style.

💜 About KEOLIX

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