Ho Ho Hold My Drink – Funny Christmas Party Card

🍹🎄 "Ho Ho Hold My Drink" – Funny Christmas Card for Party Lovers and Holiday Humor

🎉 Bring Laughter and Holiday Spirit to Your Festive Celebrations

Tired of the same old boring Christmas cards?
Inject some real fun into your holiday greetings with the "Ho Ho Hold My Drink" Christmas card!
Featuring a vibrant holiday cocktail, topped with a candy cane and sprig of holly, this card is your go-to for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a good laugh (and maybe a strong drink).

Whether it’s for a party invite, gift exchange, or just sending cheeky cheer across the miles, this playful card makes spirits bright — and hilarious.

💬 Why You’ll Love This Christmas Card

🍹 Playful, Unique Holiday Design

The colorful cocktail illustration perfectly captures the festive spirit — minus the boring traditions. Bright, bold, and a little bit cheeky, just like the best holiday memories.

🎁 Memorable Message That Stands Out

"Ho Ho Hold My Drink" — short, witty, and unforgettable.
It’s not just a card. It’s the start of a great party.

🎉 Versatile Gifting Power

Perfect for cocktail lovers, party hosts, friends with wild senses of humor, and even coworkers who secretly run the Christmas office party chaos.

👑 Card Features:

• Available Sizes:

  • A5: Classic, perfect for mailing or displaying

  • A4: Big, bold, and ready for extra notes

  • A6 (4.1" x 5.8"): Compact and cheeky for quick surprises

• Material: Premium eco-friendly cardstock with vibrant, fade-resistant inks

• Design: Full-color festive cocktail with holly and candy cane accents

• Interior: Blank — for your wildest, funniest, or most heartfelt personal messages

• Envelope: Matching envelope included (because details matter)

📏 Perfect for Every Holiday Occasion:

• Christmas Parties 🍾: Slip it into a host gift or bring it to the next ugly sweater bash

• Gift Exchanges 🎁: Level up Secret Santa with humor

• Mailing Fun 📬: Send a laugh across the country

• Cozy Gatherings 🧣: Lighten the mood during family dinners

🧠 Bonus Waffle – Because Holiday Cheer Should Be Naughty AND Nice

Christmas isn't just about the sugar cookies and carol singing.
It’s about inside jokes, clinking glasses, and making memories you'll laugh about next year.

The "Ho Ho Hold My Drink" card isn't just funny — it’s a permission slip to relax, sip, and enjoy the beautiful chaos of the holidays.

Gift it to someone who gets it.
Someone who’s always ready to toast, dance terribly, and create stories you can’t tell your boss on Monday. 🎅🍷

📦 Shipping & Returns Information

• Processing Time: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 business days

• International Delivery: 7–14 business days (subject to customs delays)

• Tracked Shipping: Available at checkout with tracking updates via email

Returns/Refunds:

• Damaged or incorrect items? Contact us within 7 days for a free replacement or refund.

• Lost packages? Full replacement or refund after 14 days (UK) or 30 days (international).

• Changed your mind? Returns accepted within 14 days (non-personalized, unused cards).

Have questions? Email hello@keolix.com — we’re always happy to help!

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