Happy Father's Day (Now Put Your Glasses On) Card

👓 "Happy Father's Day (Now Put Your Glasses On)"

– A Card For the Dad Who Can’t Find His Specs… Again.

You love him. He loves you. He just can’t see you.
(Seriously, where are those glasses, Dad?)

This card is for every classic dad moment — from muttering “where the hell did I put them” to squinting at the telly like it’s a maths test. It’s a wink to all those laughable, loveable habits we secretly adore (and roast him for every year).

🤓 What's the Vibe?

• ✨ Funny but affectionate

• 🧼 Clean humour your mum will approve of

• 📺 Feels like Sunday roast and a nap by 4PM

This one’s guaranteed to make him smile (after he squints at it for a solid 3 seconds).

🧔 Who’s It For?

• Your dad who calls TikTok “the Tok”

• Your stepdad who thinks WhatsApp is social media

• Grandad who keeps saying “I don’t need glasses” while holding the card at arm’s length

• Any father figure who’s earned a laugh and a whole lot of love

👓 Card Specs (No Reading Glasses Required)

• Size Options:
  A6 (4.1 x 5.8") – Cute and compact
  A5 – The people’s champion
  A4  – Because dad’s got big feelings

• Blank Inside:
  Write a roast, a heartfelt message, or both. We don’t judge.

• Premium Cardstock:
  Thick, high-quality paper that feels as solid as your dad’s outdated opinions on music.

• Envelope Included:
  Because even dad deserves good packaging.

✍️ Message Ideas for Inside:

• “Happy Father’s Day. Now seriously — where are your glasses?”

• “Thanks for always pretending you could read bedtime stories without them.”

• “Love you more than you love pretending your eyesight’s fine.”

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

• 1–3 day processing time

• 🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 business days

• 🌍 International: 7–14 days (Customs may try to flirt with your card, we can’t stop them.)

🕶 Lost package?

• UK: Contact after 14 days

• International: Contact after 30 days

💌 Damaged or incorrect?
Email us within 7 days with a photo — we’ll sort it fast.

📧 Refunds go to your original payment method.
📬 Returns accepted (non-personalized, unused, OG packaging). Buyer pays shipping unless we flubbed.

📮 Contact: hello@keolix.com

💌 Why KEOLIX?

You want more than a card — you want a moment.
At Keolix, we mix wit, heart, and design into something unforgettable. Every piece is made to spark joy, start laughs, and say what words alone can't.

✔ Handmade designs for real-life people
✔ Funny, clever, heartwarming — sometimes all three
✔ Discover prints, cards, and more to vibe up your space or your message

👑 Order the Dad Card That Hits (Without the “Dad Joke” Groan)

Don’t do the boring, beige, supermarket card thing. You’re better than that. Your dad deserves something fun, personal, and just the right level of cheeky.

Whether he’s your old man, stepdad, grandpa, or just that legendary bloke who raised you right — this card is here to make him laugh and feel loved.

🎯 Add it to your cart.
🧔 Make his Father’s Day.
👓 And for God’s sake… tell him to put his glasses on.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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