Funny Parent Card | “My Favourite Child Got Me This”

👑 For the Undisputed Favourite 🏆

Let’s not pretend anymore — you're obviously the favourite. And this card? It seals the deal. Whether it’s Mum, Dad, Stepdad, Nan, or the parent figure who deserves a laugh, this “My Favourite Child Got Me This” card brings humor and heart in one unforgettable package.

✨ Why They’ll Love This Card:

🤣 Emotional Blackmail (The Good Kind):
The bold message “My Favourite Child Got Me This” is cheeky, charming, and destined to get displayed on the fridge for years. It’s the kind of gift that says: I love you. I’m hilarious. And you're welcome.

🎨 Regal Stick Figure Design:
A majestic stick figure parent in a kingly cape? Yes, please. It’s low-effort art with high-impact vibes—because that’s what being the favourite is all about.

💌 Perfect for Any Occasion:
• Mother’s Day or Father’s Day – The ultimate mic-drop.
• Birthday – Because your siblings won’t do anything this good.
• Just Because – You felt like reminding them who’s best.

📏 Available Card Sizes:

• A6 (4.1 x 5.8") – For compact royalty

• A5 – Classic displayable winner

• A4 Larger than life, like your impact

🖊️ This Card is Blank Inside – Time to Get Personal

Add a heartfelt note, a classic roast, or an inside joke only your family understands. There’s plenty of space to make them laugh, cry, or both.

🧵 Premium Features:

• Thick, luxe cardstock

• Crisp print with vibrant colour

• Smooth writing surface

• Matching envelope included

• Eco-friendly production

• Made in the UK

🎁 More Than Just a Card

It’s a keepsake. A fridge-hanger. A family legend. This card turns sibling rivalry into an art form — one you win by default. Because you’re thoughtful and funny. Who else could pull that off?

🚀 Fast Shipping & Reliable Service

• Orders ship in 1–3 business days

• UK delivery in 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 business days

• Tracking available (check your confirmation email)

🔁 Returns & Refunds

• Damaged/wrong item? Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days.

• Lost parcel? Contact us after 14 days (UK) / 30 days (International)

• Refunds to original payment method

• Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days

• Return shipping at buyer’s cost (unless item was incorrect/damaged)

🎨 Explore More Keolix Originals

Looking for more cheeky, heartwarming, or hilarious cards? We’ve got you covered. From savage sibling humour to sweet romantic puns, our handmade art cards add that something special to every occasion.

✨ Bonus: You earn points for every order, enjoy early access to drops, and get surprise discounts. Because favourites deserve perks.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.