Funny Owl Shit Sticker – Waterproof & Durable

🦉 Owl Shit Just Got Real – Stick It & Smile

If you've been looking for a way to sass up your water bottle, laptop, or planner with something that perfectly captures your tired-of-it-all energy, you just found it. This Sticker. 

The “Owl Shit” Sticker doesn’t ask for attention. It demands it—with a smug little owl perched on a log, judging you like it’s been through one too many meetings without coffee.

It’s witty. It’s waterproof. And it’s 100% Keeks-approved for chaos, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive vibes.

🤍 Why You’ll Be Obsessed With this Sticker:

• Witty As Hell: That perfect balance of “lol” and “don’t mess with me” energy.

• Waterproof, Weatherproof, Wise-AF: Just like the owl. Stick it on mugs, cars, notebooks, whatever.

• Zero Residue, All Sass: Easy to apply. Peels off clean if you ever want to rebrand your sarcasm.

• A+ Gift for the Office Goblin or Sarcastic Soulmate: No wrapping needed. Just vibes.

🎁 Available Sticker Options:

• Single Sticker: One dose of attitude

• 3-Pack: Spread the sass

• 6-Pack: For you, your work bestie, and your entire owl cult

📐 Material: High-grade vinyl
💦 Finish: Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and fade-proof
📏 Use On: Laptops, water bottles, notebooks, fridges, planners, or annoying coworkers' desks (just saying)

🧡 The Ultimate Sticker for People Who Say What They Mean

Let’s be honest: this isn’t just a sticker. It’s a mood.
Know someone who survives on caffeine and sarcasm? Gift this.
Love a friend who doesn’t sugar-coat life? Gift this.
Want to silently scream “I’ve had enough of this owl shit”? Stick it.

Perfect for:

• Office Secret Santa

• Quirky birthday bundles

• Passive-aggressive stocking stuffers

• Literally just making someone snort laugh

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Dispatch Time: 1–3 business days

• UK Shipping: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 business days

Tracking included with applicable orders.
📧 Email: hello@keolix.com if there’s even a sniff of a problem. We’ll sort it.

🔁 Refunds & Returns

• Damaged or wrong? Photo proof + email within 7 days = fixed.

• Not received?
  UK = 14 days | Int’l = 30 days

• Returns accepted on non-custom items within 14 days.

• Buyer covers return shipping (unless it’s our bad).

• Refunds go back to your original payment method.

🎨 Why KEOLIX?

We don’t just design stickers—we design emotional outbursts in waterproof form.
Every product from Keolix is made to spark joy, start conversations, and give your daily grind a dose of chaotic comfort. We do it bold, we do it smart, and we don’t do basic.

🛍 Want more?

💌 Check out our Cards – passive-aggressive and painfully cute.
🖼 Shop our Prints – wall art with personality and punch.
🎁 Join KEOLIX Rewards – earn points, unlock perks, and shop early drops.

🦉 Add to cart before it flies off.
Because sometimes, you just gotta let the owl shit speak for you.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.

KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.