Funny Marmite Tote – Cartoon Jar Eco Cotton Bag

Cute Cartoon Marmite Tote Bag – Love It. Hate It. Carry It Anyway.

Let’s settle this once and for all: you’re either obsessed with Marmite or you gag at the smell—there’s no in-between. And that’s exactly why this Cute Cartoon Marmite Tote Bag is a legend. Bold, cheeky, and proudly divisive, it’s the perfect accessory for anyone who’s not afraid to stir the pot (or the toast).

With its adorable cartoon version of the infamous jar, this tote bag brings humor, nostalgia, and a whole lot of sass to your daily errands. Whether you grew up on Marmite soldiers or just love a good laugh at Britain’s most polarizing spread, this bag’s got your back—and your groceries.

🥄 Why Keeks Fans Are Obsessed:

✅ Iconic Design with a Wink

That smiling little Marmite jar? Instant serotonin. Whether you're team love-it or team-gag-me, the cartoon art is too cute to argue with. It’s bold. It’s British. It’s giving "I have opinions and I will share them—at the checkout."

✅ 100% Recycled Sass

This isn’t just about the laughs. This tote is made from 100% recycled cotton—which means while you’re stirring controversy, you're also protecting the planet. You’re doing your bit. With style.

✅ Roomy, Tough, and Zero Fluff

40 x 38 cm of pure practicality. That’s enough space for snacks, notebooks, water bottles, or a full Christmas dinner shop if you’re a tote-packing wizard. The 130-135 gsm cotton gives it that sturdy-yet-light vibe that makes it easy to fold and carry—but strong enough to hold your emotional baggage. (Or six jars of Marmite. We don’t judge.)

🎁 Who’s It For?

• The Marmite Devotee: They’d eat it by the spoon. Now they can carry it too.

• The Marmite Hater: Ironic gifts hit different. Watch them pretend to hate it while secretly loving the tote.

• British Food Lovers: This is peak UK humour and foodie pride in one portable pouch.

• Yourself, obviously: Because you deserve fun, functional bags that make strangers smirk.

🛍️ How Keeks Would Style It:

• School run? Add messy bun, trench coat, and passive-aggressive eye contact with the mums.

• Farmers market? Swap your Waitrose bag and flex this baby. Organic carrots? ✔️ Irony? ✔️

• On holiday? Let the locals wonder what Marmite is. Then explain it with that smug British superiority. You’ve earned it.

🌍 A Bag That Talks Back

Let’s be real. This tote starts conversations. Whether it’s at the till, in the post office, or at brunch—someone’s going to comment. And that’s the fun. It’s more than a bag. It’s a personality test. A war cry. A national treasure. All wrapped up in eco-conscious cotton.

📦 Shipping & Returns (aka: we’ve got you)

• Processing time: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 days (customs may cause a delay, but we’ll still love you)

💌 hello@keolix.com — for questions, complaints, or Marmite debates.

🔁 Refunds & Returns:

• Wrong/damaged item? Snap a pic and email within 7 days.

• Didn’t arrive? We fix that after 14 days (UK) or 30 days (int’l).

• Returns accepted within 14 days. Buyer covers shipping unless we messed up.

🖼️ More from the Keeks Collection:

✔ Rebellious pin badges
✔ Saucy greeting cards
✔ Punny kitchen art prints

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So, love it or hate it—this tote is iconic.
Add to cart. Embrace chaos. Carry your carbs like a legend

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.