Funny Football Card – “Support a Shit Team” Banter Card

You love them… but their football team? Not so much.
This card is the ultimate playful takedown for the fan in your life. Say it with love. Say it with sass. Say it with:
"Have a great day, even though you support a shit team." 💀

😏 PERFECT CARD FOR:

• Valentine’s Day (Nothing says “I adore you” like a casual insult)

• Birthdays (especially when their team just lost again)

• Anniversaries (because petty love is real love)

• Father’s Day or Mother’s Day (if they can take the joke)

• Any random Tuesday where they deserve a chuckle and a clapback

⚽ CARD FEATURES THEY’LL NEVER FORGET:

• 🔥 Cheeky Front Message:
  “Have a great day, even though you support a shit team.”
  Brutally honest. Hilarious. So them.

• 🖊️ Blank Inside:
  Add your own jokes, love notes, or additional digs about how many seasons they’ve spent “rebuilding.”

• 💌 Envelope Included:
  Pop it in the post or hand-deliver with a smirk. Either way, it’ll score points.

📏 CARD SIZING OPTIONS:

Choose the perfect size for your cheeky delivery:

• A6 (4.1” x 5.8”) – For short and savage.

• A5 – The classic. Bold, but polite.

• A4 – Massive. Like their team’s ego.

🧾 WHY THIS CARD WINS:

• It’s Personal: Because you know what team they support... and you’re not impressed.

• It’s Quality: Printed on premium cardstock with crisp, vibrant colours. So even your sass looks expensive.

• It’s Memorable: This isn’t going straight in the bin. It’s going on the fridge, pinned to their locker, or tucked in their jersey drawer for years.

• It’s Relatable: We all know someone who supports a team that’s character-building.

💡 WHO’S IT FOR?

• Your boyfriend who lives in his club jersey.

• Your sister who cries every penalty season.

• Your best mate who refuses to admit their club hasn’t been good since 2006.

• Your dad, who still thinks they’re gonna win the league this year.

❤️ MADE WITH (BRUTAL) LOVE

Even the toughest banter comes with heart. This card is the perfect mix of affection and savage truth.
Whether you’re gifting it to a Liverpool diehard or a loyal Leeds delulu — it’ll land.

This card says:
“You’re the love of my life. But your taste in football? Disgusting.”

📦 SHIPPING & RETURNS INFO

• Processing Time: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 business days

💌 Tracking: Provided for tracked services.
📬 Lost or damaged? Email us a pic — we’ll replace or refund fast.

🧾 Returns: Accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days.
Buyer pays return postage unless it’s our mistake.

🛒 READY TO DELIVER THE BANTER?

This isn’t your average card. This is love + shade in one legendary envelope.

✅ Add it to your cart now.
✅ Pair it with a smirk and maybe some crisps.
✅ Let them know their team’s trash — but they’ll always be your MVP.

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