Funny Dad Mushroom Card – “You’re a Fungi” Pun Design

Dad… You’re a Fungi  🍄
(And yes, we had to say it with a card.)

This card is for the dad who cracks the worst jokes, has a tool for everything, and still manages to be the MVP of the family mushroom patch. Whether you’re celebrating Father’s Day, his birthday, or just surviving life with a fun-guy who thinks he's hilarious, this card brings the perfect balance of wit and warmth.

And let’s be honest… he’ll love it. He’ll probably show it to the neighbours. Maybe even frame it next to his BBQ tongs.

🎉 WHY IT’S THE CARD HE DIDN’T KNOW HE NEEDED

• Features a cheerful cartoon mushroom with the ultimate dad pun

• Light-hearted but loaded with love

• Makes even a grumpy dad crack a smile

• Blank inside so you can bring the sappy, sweet, or sarcastic energy

This card isn’t just a greeting — it’s a dad joke in physical form. Delivered straight to his hands. You're welcome.

📏 SIZES THAT FIT HIS VIBE

Available in 3 fun-guy approved sizes:

• A5 – Standard, classic, crisp.

• A4 – Bigger, bolder, fungi-er.

• A6 - Small and cute

Whichever size you choose, the message lands. It’s the kind of card that might mysteriously stay on the fridge for six months.

✍️ BLANK INSIDE = YOUR TURN TO SHINE

• Want to continue the mushroom pun saga? Do it.

• Want to write a heartfelt message that low-key makes him tear up? That works too.

• Want to just sign your name like a chaotic gremlin? Still valid.

Whatever you write, it’ll hit because it’s coming from you.

🌱 QUALITY THAT LASTS LONGER THAN HIS GARDEN HOSE COLLECTION

• Printed on premium matte card stock (aka feels nice and looks posh)

• High-quality print ensures vibrant colours and clear lines

• Comes with an envelope, obviously

• Designed to be kept, not binned — this one’s a keeper

🛍️ SHIPPING & RETURNS INFO

We dispatch within 1–3 business days because we don’t mess around.
Delivery times:

• UK: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 days (customs might be fashionably late)

Refunds & Returns:

• Damaged or wrong card? Send us a photo — we’ll sort it.

• Returns accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items.

• Lost package? We’ll replace it. (Dad wouldn’t let us get away with anything less.)

💌 WANT MORE LIKE THIS?

We’ve got a whole collection of punny, sassy, and downright loveable greeting cards designed to make people laugh, cry, or say “OMG that’s so you.” Whether it’s another pun, a cheeky roast, or a heartstring-puller, there’s something in the Keolix collection that’ll do the job.

✔ Designed with attitude and affection
✔ Perfect for gifting, keeping, or Instagramming
✔ Proudly designed in the UK with love, sass, and quality paper

Make his day pun-tastic — add this card to your cart and remind him he’s your favourite fun-guy (even if he forgets to take the bins out). 🍄✨

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.