Funny Birthday Card | Look at You All Old and Shit

🎉 Look at You All Old and Sh*t – The Ultimate Birthday Roast 🎉

Aging? Never looked so good—especially when it comes wrapped in sarcasm and love. This cheeky card says exactly what they’re thinking (but won’t say out loud): “You’re getting old, mate—but we still love you anyway.”

💀 Why this card Slaps:

😏 Hilariously Relatable:
Blunt, bold, and weirdly heartwarming. Because let’s face it—what says I care more than roasting someone on their birthday?

👫 For Anyone With a Sense of Humor:
Perfect for your bestie, your sibling, your partner, or that co-worker who thrives on sarcasm. If they’ve got thick skin and a good laugh, this one’s a winner.

📏 Card Sizes:

• A6 (4.1” x 5.8”) – Pocket savage

• A5  – Classic clapback

• A4 – Maximum impact

💌 What’s Inside This Card?

🖤 Blank Interior – Write your own roast, heartfelt message, poem, or passive-aggressive compliment.
📩 Matching Envelope – Because yes, we’re classy enough for that.
📦 Quality AF – Thick premium cardstock with a bold, crisp finish that feels as good as it burns.

🎯 Who is this card for:

• The mate who still thinks they’re 22

• Your sibling who needs a wake-up call

• Your partner (bonus points if you live to see another year)

• Anyone who deserves a laugh instead of a lecture

🌟 Why You'll Love It:

• ✅ Brutally funny but still affectionate

• ✅ Printed to last—aka fridge display material

• ✅ Versatile enough for men, women, situationships

• ✅ Memorable AF

📬 SHIPPING & RETURNS:

Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days

Tracked Orders: Use the tracking link in your email
Lost Items:
• UK – Contact after 14 days
• International – Contact after 30 days

Refunds & Returns:
• Refunds to original payment method
• Return unused non-personalized items within 14 days
• Buyer covers return shipping (unless item was damaged or wrong)

Damaged or Wrong Item?
Email us within 7 days with a photo—we’ll sort it ASAP.

📩 Support: hello@keolix.com

✨ Wanna See More Chaos?

Check out the full Keolix card collection for more rude, sweet, cheeky, and completely unhinged designs. Whether you’re celebrating or just stirring trouble, we’ve got something that hits the spot.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.