Funny Birthday Card | Grown Up and Shit

🎉 Celebrate the Glow Up – With a Little Sass 🎉

They’ve survived another year, and now they’re all grown up and sht*—so let’s celebrate with a card that says exactly that. This cheeky design is made for anyone who deserves a laugh with their cake.

😏 Why This Card Slaps:

💬 Witty AF Card:
“Look at you all grown up and sh*t” hits that sweet spot between hilarious and oddly emotional. It’s the ultimate combo of sass + love.

👫 One-Size-Fits-All Funny:
Whether it’s your best mate, your partner, your sibling, or even your weirdly cool coworker—this card works. If they’ve got a sense of humor, they’re gonna love it.

💌 Blank Inside = Endless Possibilities:
Write a roast, drop a heartfelt note, or go full poetic chaos. The blank canvas is yours. Go wild.

📏 Card Sizes:

• A6 card  (4.1” x 5.8”) – Small but savage

• A5 – Classic & cheeky

• A4 – Big mood energy

🧾 Premium Details:

• Thick, high-quality cardstock – Luxe feel, bold print

• Eco-conscious printing – Because being funny shouldn't cost the planet

• Includes matching envelope – Slide it in and send it off

• Printed in the UK – Fast delivery, full sass

🎯 Perfect For:

• That friend who always overshares on Instagram

• Your sibling who peaked in Year 9

• Your boyfriend/girlfriend who refuses to adult

• Anyone who deserves a laugh and a hug (but maybe just the laugh)

💡 Why You'll Love It:

• ✅ Brutally funny and weirdly affectionate

• ✅ Keepsake-worthy for desk, fridge, or guilt shrine

• ✅ Works for all ages—if they’re over 18 and under 104

• ✅ Makes your gift look 100x more thoughtful

📬 SHIPPING & RETURNS:

Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days

Tracked Orders: Use the tracking link in your email
Lost Items:
• UK – Contact after 14 days
• International – Contact after 30 days

Refunds & Returns:
• Refunds to original payment method
• Return unused non-personalized items within 14 days
• Buyer covers return shipping (unless item was damaged or wrong)

Damaged or Wrong Item?
Email us within 7 days with a photo—we’ll fix it fast.

📩 Support: hello@keolix.com

🎨 More Sass Where That Came From

Browse the full Keolix collection for more cheeky, funny, and heartstring-pulling designs. We’ve got you covered for birthdays, breakups, and everything in between.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.