Eat Your Cereal Tote Bag

Eat the Cereal. Read the Verse. Carry the Tote.

This isn’t just a tote bag.

It’s a spiritual intervention wrapped in unbleached cotton and a Jesus-shaped cereal spoon.

A bold blend of ✝️ Holy Spirit sass and 🍓 kawaii chaos, this KEOLIX exclusive is what happens when your inner child, your higher self, and your youth group trauma all go shopping together. She’s funny. She’s faithful. She’s full of oats and unspoken prayers.

Because let’s be real:

You’ve skipped breakfast and your Bible reading. Again.

And He saw it. 👀

Why This Tote?

Whether you’re hauling oat milk, emotional damage, or your half-finished devotional, this tote carries it all—with grace.

Perfect for Bible study, therapy sessions, Sunday brunch, or casually pretending your life is together at Trader Joe’s (God sees you, girl).

Vibe Check:

• ✝️ Spiritual but unserious

• 🥣 Holy meets hilarious

• 🧃 Sunday school chic with a Gen Z twist

• 🙏🏽 Faith-driven. Snack-fueled. Deeply unserious but spiritually aligned.

Who It’s For:

• The Jesus girl who lives off iced lattes and divine timing

• Your accountability partner who sends fire Bible memes at 2AM

• The girlie who knows her spiritual gifts and her rising sign

• Anyone who needs a holy shove to eat, hydrate, and maybe… repent a little

✨ Product Details:

• 100% premium cotton canvas (eco-friendly & Holy Ghost approved)

• Natural unbleached tone — no bleach, no fluff, just vibe

• Long, comfy handles (won’t dig into your shoulder like your childhood guilt)

• Vivid, fade-resistant print that slays

• Machine washable — because spills happen (even holy ones)

• Dimensions: Approx. 38 x 42cm — roomy enough for your Bible, brunch, and burdens

Bonus Features:

• Lightweight & foldable — toss it in your handbag for spontaneous sanctified shopping

• Pairs well with messy buns, oversized hoodies, and spiritual breakthroughs

• Makes the perfect gift for the girlies in their ✨recommit-to-Christ era✨ (or just entering their humble & hilarious villain arc)

This tote is your soft rebuke in fabric form.

Your faith? Still cute.

Your spiritual journey? Still in progress.

Your vibe? Unmatched.

And the design? Only at KEOLIX.

You won’t find this combo of cheeky conviction and main-character holiness anywhere else.

🛒 Add to cart and carry the gospel with you. Literally.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.

KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.