Eat Your Cereal Funny Christian Sticker

Faith, flakes, and fierce vibes. This isn’t just a sticker. It’s a spiritual mic drop. A visual sermon. A ‘don’t play with me, I’m covered by the blood AND carbs’ kind of vibe.

Our Eat Your Cereal sticker takes that everyday breakfast moment and flips it into a cheeky, God-glorifying statement. A bold bowl of cereal, complete with a crunchy cross rising up in the middle like it’s ready to part the almond milk. It’s giving: “Yes, I’m holy AND hungry.” Perfect for your laptop, water bottle, mirror, or even the toaster that reminds you He provides — daily bread and breakfast cereal.

Design details? You already know we don’t do basic.

This isn’t some generic clipart copy. Every little Cheerio in that bowl is blessed and strategically placed — because even your stickers should carry a calling. The colour palette? Bold. The message? Iconic. The impact? Undeniable. And it’s waterproof, long-lasting, and gloriously non-peely (unless you want it to be).

Perfect sticker for:

• Faith-based morning motivation

• Christian teens, students, & adults who love a little playful theology

• Gifting to that one friend who’s always late but always praying

• Pairing with a Sunday devotional or sticking on your Bible journal

• Creating conversation (“Wait… is that cereal forming a cross??” YES IT IS, BABE)

Size & Options:

This sticker comes in three heavenly serving sizes:

• Single sticker – for the minimalist angel

• Pack of 3 – one for you, two for disciples

• Pack of 6 – spread the gospel and the stickers

Durability? Built different.

Made with thick, premium vinyl and sealed with a protective laminate to resist scratches, rain, and sun — so your message doesn’t fade (just like God’s love, okay?). Whether it’s on a skateboard or a smoothie cup, it’s sticking with you.

Aesthetic meets anointing.

Keolix doesn’t just make art. We make messages. This piece is part of our divine humor range — where faith meets fun, and every product carries a little reminder that God has personality, too. So if you’re the type to start your day with both Scripture and cinnamon toast, this one’s for you.

Sticker Society Approved.

If you’re part of our Sticker Society, this will be a standout favourite. Whether you’re journaling, gifting, or creating a cute corner in your kitchen, it’s the little things that whisper purpose. And this? It’s loud and holy.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.