E-CON-omy Tote Bag | Satirical Recycled Cotton Shopper

🧾 The “E-CON-omy” Tote – For When You’re Carrying Capitalist Disappointment (And Snacks)

It’s not just a tote—it’s an economic takedown with handles.
Whether you're paying £7 for a loaf of bread or watching inflation do parkour, this bag gets it.

The bold “E-CON-omy” print says what we're all thinking.
And the stick figure graph? Chef’s kiss.
Perfect visual representation of your mood, your bank account, and the economy—all going down simultaneously.

Your tote shouldn’t lie. It should tell the raw truth. Loudly. And preferably with sarcasm.

💸 The Specs (For Those Still Budgeting)

• Material: 100% Recycled Cotton

• Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)

• Weight: 130–135 gsm

Light enough to carry your existential dread.
Strong enough to carry three pints of milk and the rising cost of living.
Plus it folds flat, stores easy, and won’t cost you your soul or your savings.

🧠 Satire Meets Sustainability

This is your daily-use tote for when you want to scream into the void… politely.
Carry books, groceries, or your last shred of hope.

Ethically made? ✅
Eye-catching design? ✅
Conversation starter? Absolutely.

You’re not just making a statement—you’re dragging the entire economic system while looking stylish.

🎁 Who Needs This?

• Your mate who’s always ranting about the housing market

• Your student sibling drowning in debt and dry noodles

• Anyone who laughs to keep from crying

• Your local economist with a dark sense of humour

• You—because therapy is expensive and this is cheaper

Let’s be real: we’re all in the same broken boat. Might as well paddle with a tote that slaps.

🪧 Protest Chic is IN

This tote is what you carry when you're:

• Rage-walking through Tesco

• Attending a march

• Reading economic theory while sipping £5 oat lattes

• Plotting your soft-exit from capitalism

• Tapping out a TikTok about why you can’t afford to buy a house

It pairs well with anxiety and dry humour.
Style it with combat boots, vintage jackets, or the hoodie you haven’t washed in a week.

📦 SHIPPING & SUPPORT

• Ships in 1–3 business days

• UK delivery: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 days

• 📧 Questions? Hit us at: hello@keolix.com

💥 Add to Cart Now, Before the Price Goes Up Again

Make your walk to Aldi feel like a protest.
Your tote should say what your mouth is too tired to.

Click Add to Cart and carry the weight of late-stage capitalism—with style.
Because if the system’s broken, you might as well look good while pointing it out.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.