E-CON-omy T-Shirt – Satirical Bold Statement Tee

🧠 E-CON-omy Satirical T-Shirt | Make Capitalism Look Dumb (But Make It Fashion)

You know it.
We know it.
The economy isn’t giving stability. It’s giving E-CON-omy — emphasis on the con.                            This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a middle finger in Helvetica.
It’s for the overworked, the underpaid, the “why is my rent 84% of my paycheck?” crowd.
It’s satire. It’s protest. It’s Keolix.

📉 The T-shirt Design

A clever visual punch in the face:

• “E-CON-omy” in bold text, with CON screaming in red

• A stick figure graph that feels oddly familiar (and triggering)

• Printed on Gildan Heavy Cotton — because even if the system’s broken, your shirt won’t be

This isn’t subtle.
This is your new go-to when you’re feeling broke, brilliant, and bold all at once.

🧵 Premium Quality You Can Actually Trust

Even if the economy’s fake, the quality isn’t:

• T-shirt Material: 100% cotton

• Weight: 175gsm (white), 185gsm (colours)

• Fit: Unisex. Looks good on activists, anarchists, and accountants alike

• Durability: Wash after wash, it won’t shrink like your retirement fund

• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL — because everyone deserves to wear the truth

😏 Why You’ll Love This T-Shirt (Even if the Bank Doesn't)

• 🔥 Conversation Starter: From the checkout line to campus protests, people will comment

• 🧠 Smart Satire: It’s giving “I read books and I’m pissed”

• ✊ Statement Piece: You’re not just dressing for the day — you’re dressing for the revolution

• 👔 Work-From-Home Uniform: Business on Zoom, rebellion on cotton

💬 Bonus Waffle – Let’s Talk About It

This shirt?
It’s for that moment you open your banking app and whisper,
“Where did it all go wrong?”

It’s for when your landlord raises rent by £300 and calls it “market adjustment.”
It’s for when your favourite cereal is now £4.49 and still only half full.

It’s a wearable mood board of economic disappointment —
...but make it iconic.

This is your capitalism coping mechanism.
It’s therapy with sleeves.
It’s dressing like a tweet that went viral for being too real.

So yes, it’s just a shirt.
But it’s also a very loud reminder:
The system is rigged. But at least your outfit slaps.

🎁 Gift It to the Right Kind of Chaotic

Perfect for:

• Economics students who’ve given up hope

• Your friend who won’t shut up about late-stage capitalism

• Your mutual who owns 3 zines and lives for social commentary

• Yourself, because… obviously

Bonus move?
Pair it with a Keolix card and an ironic gift receipt.
Watch them scream-laugh.

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

UK Orders:
– Ships in 1–3 business days
– Arrives in 2–5 business days
– Tracked and securely packaged

International Orders:
– 7–14 business days
– Tracking included
– Slight customs delays possible

Returns:
– Accepted within 14 days (non-personalised)
– Must be unworn and in original packaging
– Buyer pays return postage unless item was incorrect/damaged

Any Issues?
Email: hello@keolix.com — and we’ll sort it faster than the cost of living goes up

💜 About KEOLIX

Keolix is where chaos meets clarity.
We make weird, witty, wildly real things that you won’t find on the high street.

Handmade in-house. Ethically bold.
Designed to call out everything from bad breakups to late-stage capitalism —
and do it with style.

Want more chaotic brilliance?
Browse our cards, sticker bundles, and protest-core art prints.

🧠 Final Thoughts?

The system is a con.
Your shirt?
Certified truth.

Let’s make fashion uncomfortable again.
Add to cart, raise your voice, and wear the damn revolution.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.