Don't Spreadsheet T-shirt

📊 “Don’t Spreadsheet” T-Shirt – Data Nerds Unite

You’ve hit row 1048576. The formulas are broken. Your VLOOKUP betrayed you.

It’s time to step away from the spreadsheet — and this shirt is your official out-of-office notice.

“Don’t Spreadsheet” is the rally cry of every analyst who's been personally victimized by Excel at 2 AM.

💾 For the Love of Cells (Not Those Kind)

If you’ve ever opened a spreadsheet and felt a small part of your soul leave your body... this one’s for you.

✔ Relatable Design – A pixel-perfect Excel grid with the words “Don’t Spreadsheet” slapped over it like a desperate Post-it from your subconscious.
✔ For Data Warriors – Accountants, analysts, finance queens, coding kings, and tired consultants — unite under this glorious, breathable banner.
✔ Built for Burnout Recovery – Wear it while taking mental health walks around the office. Or during 3-hour Zoom calls where no one’s really talking.

🧵 T-Shirt Specs:

• Material: 100% Gildan Heavy Cotton (soft enough for desk naps)

• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL – because burnout fits all sizes

• Fabric Weight: 175gsm (White) / 185gsm (Colours)

• Care: Machine washable. Like your brain after a long week of formulas.

🧠 Why This T-shirt Slaps (More Than Ctrl + Alt + Delete):

• Makes Your Co-workers Laugh (or cry in silent agreement)

• Breaks the Ice at Tech Events, CPA Meetups, or Startup Pitches

• Perfect for Casual Fridays or Passive-Aggressive Team Meetings

You don’t just wear this shirt — you wear a silent scream.

🎁 The Ultimate T-shirt Gift for:

• Spreadsheet addicts

• Data-crunching gods and goddesses

• That one mate who yells “LET’S DO A PIVOT TABLE!” like it’s a party trick

• Your boss (if they have a sense of humour)

• Yourself — because healing is real and it starts with cotton

📦 Shipping & Returns:

• UK: 2–5 working days

• International: 7–14 business days (customs may delay because even borders can’t handle Excel)

• Packaging: Sturdy, safe, spreadsheet-resistant.
  Questions? Email hello@keolix.com

🔁 Returns & Refunds:

• Wrong item or damage? Snap a photo within 7 days, we’ll replace it or refund you.

• Didn’t vibe? Return within 14 days in original condition.

• Lost in digital purgatory? UK orders: 14 days. International: 30.

• Refunds: Always back to original payment method. Always polite.

🧇 Bonus Waffle (because data lovers love extra detail):

This T-shirt isn’t just merch — it’s a movement.

It’s your way of saying,

“Yes, I understand conditional formatting better than people.”
“Yes, I named my cat Macro.”
“Yes, I can do your tax return, but no, I won’t enjoy it.”

It’s the uniform of the sleep-deprived accountant, the caffeinated analyst, the startup founder manually reconciling Stripe data at midnight.

It’s not fashion. It’s a trauma response in cotton.

🧬 From the KEOLIX Universe:

You think this tee is clever? Baby, you should see our art prints, stickers, and cards. Every product’s handcrafted by someone who’s probably cried over spreadsheets too. Join the Keolix cult — we’ve got jokes and rewards points.

✔ Ethically designed
✔ Emotionally unhinged
✔ Perfectly nerdy

🛒 Add to cart. Skip the formulas. Embrace the chaos

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