Excel can’t fix your personality… but this sticker might.
The “Don’t Spreadsheet” Sticker is for the quietly chaotic office genius who’s been living inside VLOOKUPs and forgot what daylight looks like. You know who you are. You’ve got 13 tabs open, half of them spreadsheets, and all of them terrifying.
So why not add some humor to that grind?
This sticker is a cartoon-style Excel spreadsheet with the brilliant, soul-saving pun “Don’t Spreadsheet.” Crisp lines. Organized cells. A dash of digital rebellion.
It’s giving:
“I’m not okay but my formulas are correct”
“Don’t cry, just Conditional Format”
“I ran the pivot table and I’m still emotionally unstable”
In short, it’s Excel, but ✨emotionally intelligent✨.
Laptop or work tablet: Let everyone know you’re not just a number monkey
Monitor or desk divider: Spice up that soul-sucking cubicle
Notebook or planner: Your to-do list just got funnier
Water bottle or coffee mug: Hydration, but make it data-driven
Work badge, calculator, or filing cabinet: Go full corporate clown energy
It’s the sticker your whole office wishes they had — trust.
The Excel wizard of your team
That friend who color-codes everything (even their trauma)
Coworkers who keep the group chat funny
Your data-obsessed sibling who doesn’t use Google Sheets out of principle
Anyone who’s ever rage-quit over a pivot table collapse
Stick it inside an office birthday card, pair it with a spreadsheet-shaped cookie, or drop it anonymously on someone’s desk and watch productivity soar.
Made from premium waterproof vinyl, this sticker is:
Scratch-proof for the rough work commute
UV-resistant for sunlit desks
Cleans off with zero residue
Survives coffee spills, printer jams, and Friday chaos
Available in:
1 sticker – for you and your burnout
3 pack – one for your team
6 pack – share with the whole office and spark a spreadsheet revolution
Ships within 1–3 business days
🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 business days
🌍 International: 7–14 business days
Tracking included when applicable
Shipped flat and chaos-ready.
If your sticker arrives wrong or damaged, don’t panic-spreadsheet.
Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days
Returns accepted within 14 days (non-personalized items)
Refunds issued once we receive your item in OG condition
Keolix doesn’t just support your stickers — we support your sanity.
At Keolix, we make stickers for the quirky overthinkers, the desk jokers, the data warriors. Our art is built to survive coffee spills, awkward zooms, and late-night stress scrolls.
Because sometimes all it takes is a dumb little sticker to make the spreadsheet scream feel a little lighter.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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