Don't Milk It Tote – Funny Eco Cartoon Milk Shopper Bag

🥛 Don't Milk It — Unless It's on a Tote

You didn’t come here for basic. You came here for bold, funny, and eco-fabulous—and that’s exactly what the Don’t Milk It Tote Bag delivers.

This is your new favorite go-to for errands, brunch, protest marches, therapy appointments, and everything in between. Featuring a cheeky little milk carton and the punchy phrase “Don’t Milk It,” this tote bag isn’t just functional—it’s vibes.

♻️ Sustainably Sass-Tastic

Let’s get real—plastic is cancelled. This tote is made from 100% recycled cotton, so every time you sling it over your shoulder, you’re saying: I care about the planet… but I’m also hilarious.

• Fabric: 130–135gsm = that sweet spot between sturdy and lightweight

• Size: 40 x 38 cm = fits books, groceries, secrets, trauma snacks

This bag is tough enough to handle your chaotic life and cute enough to be seen with in public.

💅 The Tote Design

It’s a retro-style cartoon milk carton.
It’s got a smug little face.
And it’s literally telling you to Don’t Milk It.

Perfect for:

• Passive-aggressive days

• Overdramatic friends

• TikTok girlies with ✨too many feelings✨

• You. Obviously.

👜 Use It For...

• Shopping like a planet-saving queen

• Uni days when you're pretending to have it together

• Sunday farmers' markets, oat milk and all

• Holding your ex’s hoodie until you’re ready to give it back (or not)

🎁 The Ideal Gift for Your Sassiest Friend

Looking for something that says “I love you but also calm down”? This is it.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays

• Galentine’s

• Breakups

• Tuesdays

Whether it’s a gift or a personal purchase, this tote bag is a whole mood.

🛍️ Why You’ll Love It

✔️ Quirky, cool, and unapologetically you
✔️ Strong enough to carry your emotional baggage (or at least snacks)
✔️ Eco-conscious and aesthetic af
✔️ Makes people laugh. That’s the goal, isn’t it?

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Processing Time: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 days (customs may delay)

🧾 Refunds & Issues:

• Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days for damaged/incorrect items

• 30-day replacement window for international, 14 days for UK

• Refunds go back to original payment method

• Returns accepted within 14 days for non-personalized items

• Buyer covers return postage unless we messed up (which we won't)

💌 From Keolix, With Love

While you’re here, don’t forget to:

• Check out our bold greeting cards (we’ve got one for literally every mood)

• Browse our wall prints (cute, weird, romantic—whatever your vibe is)

• Join our loyalty program and get rewards just for being iconic

👉 Your next favorite design is waiting.
👉 Your milk carton era has begun.
👉 Don’t Milk It—own it.

Add to cart. Own the room. Make milk sexy again. 🥛💅

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.

KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.