Don't Milk It Milk Carton Sticker – Cute Funny Pun | Vinyl

This sticker? Don’t milk it...
Unless you’re milking the compliments this little legend will get you. 👀✨

The "Don't Milk It" sticker is not just cute — she’s punny, petty, and perfect for your water bottle, laptop, journal, or anywhere that needs a splash of sass. Think of her as your passive-aggressive bestie in sticker form: smiling sweetly while calling out the drama, the moaning, or that one friend who always plays the victim. (We said what we said.)

She’s got cheek. She’s got charm. She’s dairy-core with a twist. 🐄💅

🥛 Why You’ll Love This Punny Queen sticker :

– 🧀 She’s Got a Big Personality (in a tiny package):
That smiley lil milk carton paired with “Don’t Milk It” is the kind of energy we all need. Playful? Yes. Sarcastic? Also yes. Aesthetic as hell? Absolutely.

– 💧 Waterproof & Scratch-Resistant:
You could spill your oat latte on it. Drop your water bottle down the stairs. Cry into your journal while watching sad TikToks — this sticker won’t budge. She's emotionally stable. We love that for her.

– 🎨 Print Quality So Good It Slaps:
Vivid colours, crisp lines, no pixel crimes. Printed with love and the highest standards, so your sticker arrives looking as flawless as your Keeks alter ego on a good day.

– 📦 Perfect Size & Placement:
Stick her on:
• Your laptop (so everyone at Pret knows you’re not here for the drama)
• Your water bottle (hydration + personality)
• Your phone case, mirror, lunchbox, forehead (go on, dare ya)

🎁 Gift Her to Your Favourite Drama Queen:

Yep. That friend who’s always saying, “Ugh, I don’t wanna make a big deal BUT—”
Or your coworker who needs a daily dose of don’t-even.
Or your sibling who milks everything, from attention to the last bit of oat milk in the fridge.

Slide this sticker into a card and you’ve got a gift that’s cheap, cheeky, and guaranteed to make someone laugh-snort.

🛍️ Product Details:

• Premium quality vinyl
• Waterproof & weatherproof
• Scratch-resistant
• Vibrant colours & high-res print
• Easy to apply + clean peel (no residue!)

✨ Vibes This Sticker Delivers:

• ✨ Kawaii, but make it sarcastic

• ✨ Aesthetic with attitude

• ✨ Wholesome shade

• ✨ Dairy-core for softies with bite

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with...
Our "You're Udderly Amazing" or "Orange You Cute" stickers for a whole moodboard of chaotic good vibes. Or grab the Foodie Bundle and save some coin while you’re at it.

📦 Ships fast. Lasts forever. Guaranteed to make someone giggle.

Ready to bring her home?
Add to cart. Slap her on. Let the pun do the talking. 🛒💬

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.