Don’t Spreadsheet Mug | Excel Pun 11 oz Gift

📊 Take a Break from the Cells — Meet the “Don’t Spreadsheet” Mug

Even pivot-table pros need to step away from the grid. The “Don’t Spreadsheet” Mug is your playful reminder to swap Ctrl + C for a calming cuppa. An unmistakable Excel-style grid wraps the mug, while the cheeky command splashes across the front: Don’t Spreadsheet. One glance and you’ll feel the tension in row 1048576 ease right off.

Why This Mug Adds Up

Relatable Design
Tiny green gridlines instantly shout “spreadsheet” without you even opening a .xlsx. The bold pun lands a grin from anyone who’s wrestled with VLOOKUPs at 11 p.m.

Built for Hard-Working Cells (and Humans)
Printed on glossy, lead- and BPA-free ceramic, the 11 oz vessel keeps colours crisp after countless dishwasher cycles and microwave rescues.

Goldilocks Capacity
11 oz / 0.33 l hits the sweet spot: not so big it goes cold, not so small you’re refilling every SUM() minutes.

Ergonomic C-Handle
Slides into your grip like a perfectly aligned column—steady sipping during quarterly crunches or casual coffee chats.

Gift It, Watch Productivity Spike

• Accountants & Finance Teams – wrap with posh coffee beans for year-end survival.

• Data Analysts & IT Crew – a mug that understands their formula-filled life.

• Office Secret-Santa – finally, a gift better than novelty paperclips.

• Study Buddies – because exam spreadsheets are a thing (and they hurt).

Daily Functions (No Macros Needed)

Morning Prep – brew coffee, glance at mug, remember to breathe.
Mid-afternoon Slump – refill, stretch, swear you’ll close Excel in five minutes.
Late-night Deadline – top up tea, savour the pun, push through till sheet-free freedom.

Specs Snapshot

• Material: 100 % ceramic, high-gloss finish

• Capacity: 11 oz / 0.33 l

• Care: Microwave & dishwasher safe

• Safety: Certified lead- & BPA-free

• Origin: Blank responsibly sourced in China, printed with pride in the UK

Shipping That’s Faster Than Your Macro

Orders dispatch within 1–3 working days. Royal Mail delivers UK parcels in 2–5 days; international packages land in roughly 7–14 (customs permitting). Tracking pings straight to your inbox for drama-free stalking.

Hassle-Free Returns

If your mug arrives chipped or not as advertised, email hello@keolix.com within seven days and we’ll replace or refund faster than you can say “circular reference”. Changed your mind? Return unused within 14 days for a no-quibble refund (buyer covers return postage unless we’re at fault).

Keolix — Everyday Objects, Extra Personality

We turn mundane mugs into mood-boosting micro-breaks, because balance matters as much as the bottom line.

Ready to CTRL-ALT-DEL the stress? Hit “Add to Basket”, pop the kettle on, and let every sip remind you: life’s about more than spreadsheets.

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