Don’t Be Heartbroken Tote – Funny Doctor’s Orders Bag

✨ Doctor’s Orders: Don’t Be Heartbroken.

You’ve cried. You’ve journaled. You’ve overanalyzed every text.
Now? Your new prescription is style + serotonin. In Tote Form.

The “Doctor’s Orders: Don’t Be Heartbroken” Tote Bag is your daily dose of perspective, wrapped in cotton, stitched with care, and designed to lift your spirits every time you carry it.

Because sometimes all you need is a cute bag and a reminder to protect your peace.

📦 Tote Features

• Playful Design: Features a cartoon heart with the phrase “Doctor’s Orders: Don’t Be Heartbroken” — sweet, simple, and a little bit cheeky

• Eco-Friendly Fabric: Made from 100% recycled cotton – good for the soul and the planet

• Spacious Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches) — roomy enough for snacks, notebooks, tissues, and emotional resilience

• Perfect Weight: 130–135gsm – light for everyday carry, tough enough to handle your baggage (literal and emotional)

• Machine Washable: Because heartbreak is messy and life goes on

❤️ Emotional Benefits / Use-Case

This tote is for:

• Sad girls with a sense of humor

• Hot girls with high emotional intelligence

• The friend who needs a reminder to choose joy, not another situationship

Take it to:

• Therapy

• The coffee shop

• Sunday brunch

• First dates (as a protective charm)

• The bookstore where you might run into your ex

It’s cute. It’s caring. And it tells the world:
“I’m healing — but I’m doing it in style.”

🎁 Gift Potential

This bag makes a top-tier gift for:

• That friend going through it

• A sister who laughs through the pain

• Anyone recovering from emotional whiplash

• Your own self, because growth deserves cute merch

Pair it with a chocolate bar, some vitamin D, and a playlist.
Boom — best gift ever.

👛 Everyday Use

You’ll reach for it constantly — for:

• Grocery runs

• Library hauls

• Work commutes

• Emotional support Target trips

Because let’s be real — you can never have too many tote bags that double as therapy.

♻️ Sustainably Sweet

This tote is:

• Made from 100% recycled cotton

• Printed in small, thoughtful batches

• Packaged with care (no unnecessary plastic)

• Designed to last through more than one healing arc

🛍️ Add to Cart – Feel Good, Look Better

This isn’t just a tote.
It’s a hug. A wink. A little joke to carry on your shoulder.

👉 Add to Cart now
👉 Show the world you’re moving forward — joyfully, stylishly, sustainably
👉 Doctor’s orders. 💖

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

All orders ship within 1–3 business days.

UK Delivery: 2–5 working days
International: 7–14 days (may vary due to customs)

📦 Tracking is included with eligible options — check your confirmation email.

Returns & Refunds

• Not in love? Return non-personalized items within 14 days

• Got the wrong item or damage? Email a photo within 7 days — we’ll sort it

• Lost delivery? UK: report after 14 days. International: after 30

• Refunds go to original payment method after return

📧 Email anytime: hello@keolix.com

🔗 Discover More with Keolix

At Keolix, we blend healing, humor, and heartfelt design into every product.

Explore:

• Emotionally expressive tote bags

• Prints that speak truth

• Cards that make people cry (in a good way)

Because real feelings deserve real style.
Only at Keolix.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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