Dear Santa, Define 'Good' – Funny Christmas Tee

🎅 "Dear Santa, Define 'Good'" – Funny Christmas T-Shirt for Holiday Mischief Makers

🎁 Be Naughty. Look Nice.

The "Dear Santa, Define 'Good'" T-shirt is for the rebels of the season.
The ones who side-eye the "Nice List" and wonder who even made the rules.
Featuring a cheeky Santa with a raised eyebrow, this shirt is perfect for bringing humor (and maybe a little chaos) to every Christmas gathering.

Not everyone was born to behave.
And honestly? That’s what makes Christmas interesting.

💬 Why You’ll Love This T-Shirt

🎄 Funny and Relatable

We’ve all wondered, at least once, where the line really is.
This shirt says it out loud — and gets laughs without even trying.

Whether you’re a professional pot-stirrer or just someone who "bends" the rules a little around the holidays, this tee has your name on it.

🛡️ Soft, Breathable Cotton

This T-shirt  is made from 100% premium cotton.
Perfect for cozy fireside chats, awkward family dinners, or sneaking one more Christmas cookie when no one’s looking.
It’s comfortable enough to nap in after dinner — or to survive a 12-hour Christmas movie marathon.

🎁 Perfect Gift for the Mischief Makers

Know someone who’s a little too competitive about board games?
Someone who “accidentally” shakes the presents under the tree?
This shirt is their holiday uniform.

Great for friends, siblings, coworkers, or that one aunt who always spikes the punch.

👕 T-Shirt Details

• 100% Cotton – Breathable, soft, and durable

• Fabric Weight – 175gsm (white) / 185gsm (colors)

• Fit – Classic unisex sizing; size up for an oversized "holiday lounging" look

• Care Instructions – Machine washable, because real rebels don’t do dry-cleaning

📏 Available Sizes:

S, M, L, XL, XXL

Built for mischief-makers of all shapes and sizes.

🎯 Where to Wear It:

• Christmas Eve parties

• Holiday shopping trips

• Family game nights (where things will get heated)

• Secret Santa gift swaps

• Photos with Santa (and yes, you’ll be the funny one)

🧠 Bonus Waffle – Because Defining “Good” is Overrated

Maybe you baked a pie and then accidentally ate half of it.
Maybe you helped decorate the tree and somehow broke three ornaments.
Maybe you bought Christmas presents… and kept two for yourself.
Are you good?
Are you bad?
Or are you just human — trying your best and having a little fun along the way?

That’s what this shirt celebrates.
The messy, joyful, slightly rebellious spirit that makes the holidays magical — not perfect.
Forget the "perfect Christmas" checklist.
Wear this shirt, show up with your weird energy, and make the best kind of memories: the ones that make people laugh for years.

Because Santa can define "good" all he wants.
You’re defining it your way.

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Ships within 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 working days

• International Delivery: 7–14 working days

• Tracked shipping available at checkout

Returns accepted within 14 days for non-personalized, unworn items.
Issues? Email hello@keolix.com — we’ll fix it faster than Santa sliding down a chimney.

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