Dear Santa, Define 'Good' – Funny Christmas Card

🎅📝 "Dear Santa, Define 'Good'" – Cheeky Christmas Card for Friends and Family

🎄 Challenge the Naughty or Nice Rules This Christmas

Get ready to spread humor and sass with the "Dear Santa, Define 'Good'" Christmas card!
Perfect for those who like to blur the lines between naughty and nice, this witty card features a skeptical Santa paired with a bold, playful message.

Whether you’re sending it to a mischievous friend, a teasing partner, or a family member who loves a laugh, this card is guaranteed to stand out in the sea of boring holiday greetings.

💬 Why You’ll Love This Christmas Card

🎅 Playful, Relatable Humor

"Dear Santa, Define 'Good'" taps into the universal feeling that maybe, just maybe, our definition of "good" needs a little... clarification.

Perfect for those who question authority — even if it's jolly old St. Nick.

🎁 Charming, Vibrant Santa Design

Santa’s side-eye skepticism brings the card’s humor to life, creating an instantly memorable piece that’s as eye-catching as it is funny.

📏 Choose Your Perfect Size

• A5 (5.8" x 8.3"): Bold, bright, and made to impress

• A4-  The giant card!

• A6 (4.1" x 5.8"): Cute, compact, and still full of sass

👑 Card Features:

• Material: Premium, eco-friendly cardstock with vibrant full-color printing

• Design: Bold Santa illustration paired with a cheeky message

• Interior: Blank inside — your playground for heartfelt notes, inside jokes, or epic sass

• Envelope: Matching envelope included for easy gifting or mailing

📏 Perfect for Every Holiday Occasion:

• Christmas Morning Laughs 🎁: Add humor to stockings or under the tree surprises

• Friendsgiving and Holiday Parties 🎉: Perfect for games, exchanges, and teasing gifts

• Office Secret Santa 🎅: Show off your witty side with style

• Sibling Sass Battles 😈: Who says Christmas can’t be a little mischievous?

🧠 Bonus Waffle – Because Being 'Good' Is Overrated

At Christmas, the rules are a little bendy.
Maybe you did sneak an extra cookie... maybe you didn’t answer every email.
Guess what?
You still deserve presents.

The "Dear Santa, Define 'Good'" card is a hilarious reminder that perfection isn’t the goal — joy, connection, and a little harmless rebellion are what really matter.

Give them something to laugh about this season.
(And if Santa’s watching, well... he clearly needs to update his standards.)

📦 Shipping & Returns Information

• Processing Time: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 business days

• International Delivery: 7–14 business days (customs delays possible)

• Tracked Shipping: Available at checkout with full tracking updates

Returns/Refunds:

• Damaged or incorrect items? Contact us within 7 days for a free replacement or full refund.

• Lost package? Replacement or refund after 14 days (UK) or 30 days (international).

• Changed your mind? Returns accepted within 14 days for non-personalized, unused items.

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