Dad, You’re Welcome – Funny Father’s Day Greeting Card

💌 Dad, You’re Welcome

– Because Let’s Be Honest… He Owes You

Forget the emotional monologues and mushy poems.
This is the card for the child who knows they’re the real Father’s Day gift.
The kind of kid who walks into the room and instantly improves his life — and isn’t afraid to say it.

This card doesn’t say “I love you.”
It says: “You’re welcome for existing. You hit the jackpot, old man.”

🧠 Why He’ll Lowkey Love It:

• Witty & Bold – For the dad who’d rather roast than cry

• High-Quality Print – Sharp, clean, premium stock he’ll actually keep

• Blank Inside – Say something meaningful or go full banter

• 3 Size Options – Pick your sass level (compact, classic, or bold)

📏 Card Specs:

• A6 – Pocket-sized cheek. Small but savage.

• A5 – Classic, clean, and ready to frame out of guilt.

• A4 – Make it a moment. This one lands like a mic drop.

Each card is printed on thick, professional cardstock and comes with a kraft envelope — so you can pretend you were organised and thoughtful when, really, this card did all the heavy lifting for you.

🎯 Perfect For:

• Dads who can take a joke

• Stepdads who deserve a wink instead of a sob

• Father figures with a dry sense of humor and questionable parenting techniques

• Adult children who don’t do emotional but still want to say “cheers for not totally messing me up”

🏆 The Message:

Front:
“Dad. You’re Welcome. Without me, today would just be another day.”

Inside:
Totally blank — so you can go full roast mode, keep it sweet, or just sign your name like the icon you are.

🚚 Shipping & Returns

• Orders ship in 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 working days

• International: 7–14 working days (customs can be unpredictable — just like dads)

Returns? Damaged order?
No stress. Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days and we’ll sort it faster than your dad can fall asleep mid-conversation.

We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days. Item must be in original condition. Buyer covers return postage unless we’ve messed up.

💡 Pro Tip:

Pair this card with literally anything — a bottle of something strong, a new mug, or just the satisfaction of knowing you nailed the moment.

It’s more than just a card.
It’s a gentle ego check wrapped in sarcasm and sealed with love.

🖤 From the KEOLIX Collection

We specialize in cards that speak fluent sarcasm, say the quiet part out loud, and look good doing it.

Got a dad who’s more Gordon Ramsay than Gordon Lightfoot?
We got you.
Explore our full Father’s Day range for more cheek, charm, and chaos.

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Remind him who the real MVP is.
And if he doesn’t laugh? That’s on him — not you.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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