Corporate Humor Pin Badge Bundle

💼 Corporate Humor Pin Badge Bundle – Spread Wit, Not Spreadsheets 💼

Add some tongue-in-cheek rebellion to your daily grind with our Corporate Humor Pin Badge Bundle – a 4-piece set of snarky, satirical designs that poke fun at the absurdity of modern work life. Whether you're deep in spreadsheets or mentally planning your resignation email, these bold 25mm badges are here to help you wear your sarcasm proudly.

👔 What’s Included:

• Don’t Spreadsheet (Spread Sh*t) – Because sometimes the only thing getting spread is corporate nonsense.

• Cook the Books – No apron required.

• Professional Insider Trader – You’ve heard of quiet quitting… now meet quiet scheming.

• I Donate Unwillingly to HMRC – Because tax season feels more like theft.

Perfect for jackets, lanyards, backpacks, or gifting to your work bestie who’s barely hanging on through Q4.

🎯 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold Statements – Clever, clean designs that hit where it hurts (in the soul-crushing world of office culture).

• Durable Quality – Printed on sturdy 25mm backing, these pins are made to survive even your most passive-aggressive team meetings.

• Custom Set Options – Choose any single badge, build a duo, mix your top 3, or grab the whole bundle for peak pettiness.

🎁 Perfect for:

• Funny work leaving gifts

• Secret Santa for the unhinged finance intern

• Satirical dress-down Fridays

• Treating yourself for surviving another week of emails

📦 Shipping & Returns:

• Processing: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 working days

• International: 7–14 business days (customs may cause delays)

• Returns accepted within 14 days (non-personalized items only)

💌 Need help? Reach out via our contact page or email hello@keolix.com.

✨ Explore the rest of our collection for more unapologetically bold badges, art, and handmade cards. From chaotic good to corporate rage – we’ve got your vibe covered. Add to cart now and bring humor to the hellscape that is office life.

✅ Product Title:
Corporate Humor Pin Badge Bundle – Funny Office Satire (25mm)

✅ Etsy Tags:
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✅ Keeks-Style Product Description – 600+ words:

Welcome to corporate chaos. The Corporate Humor Pin Badge Bundle is for the emotionally checked-out, financially drained, mentally quitting but physically present crew. These badges are your passive-aggressive uniform for surviving Zoom calls and pointless Slack threads.

Let’s face it. The spreadsheet didn’t break you. The fake enthusiasm did.

🧷 This bundle includes four 25mm warriors:

1. Don’t Spreadsheet (Spread Sh*t) – For when you’ve had enough of being asked to colour-code chaos.

2. Cook the Books – For accountants, creatives, and anyone who's ever "rounded" a number and slept fine.

3. Professional Insider Trader – Just a little badge to match your mental trades: time for peace, salary for silence, energy for survival.

4. I Donate Unwillingly to HMRC – Every April feels like daylight robbery. And yet, here we are.

💥 Wear your burnout with pride.

This is your sign to show up and not shut up. Let your jacket, bag, tote, or work lanyard scream what your mouth is too professional to say. These pins are small but powerful. Like that one coworker who knows everyone's secrets and still meets deadlines.

Made for rebels with a printer. And rage.
And a pension plan they don’t understand.

🎯 Why You Need These:

• They're funny. Like actually funny.

• They say what you’re thinking in the meeting.

• HR probably won’t notice. Probably.

• They spark conversation. Or silence. Both are wins.

• You deserve joy. Even if it’s pinned to a 15-year-old cardigan.

🎁 Who’s this for?

• Your work wife who’s two email chains from quitting.

• Your line manager who secretly hates meetings.

• Yourself. Obviously.

• That one guy in finance who still uses Excel shortcuts like magic.

• Your boss. If they’re cool. Or clueless. Either works.

✨ Quality you don’t have to overthink:

• Printed on durable 25mm backing

• Smooth, vibrant finish

• Waterproof-ish (don’t throw them in a river)

• Rust-free (but emotionally tarnished, like you)

🛍️ Set Options:

• Single Pin: Just your fave

• Set of 2 or 3: Curate your chaos

• Set of 4: Go full feral

Stick 'em on jackets. Laptops. Pencil cases. Tote bags. Clipboards. Therapy folders. They fit in all work environments—from corporate grey to side-hustle pink.

📦 Shipping Details:

• Processed in 1–3 business days

• UK: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 (customs may delay)

• You’ll get tracking because we're not animals

💬 Returns & Refunds:

• Item damaged or wrong? Email us within 7 days. We'll sort it.

• Lost parcel? UK: after 14 days. International: after 30. We’ll replace it.

• Refunds? Sure. We’ll refund to your original payment once returned.

• Change your mind? Return in 14 days, unused. Buyer pays postage.

💌 Questions? Concerns? Existential dread?

Email us at hello@keolix.com
We answer fast. Unless we’re crying in the break room.

⚡ Final Thoughts from Keeks:

This is not just a pin badge bundle. It’s survival gear.
It’s self-expression with a safety pin.

It’s for people who say “best regards” but mean “die slowly.”

You work hard. You endure capitalism. You fake laugh in teams meetings.
You deserve accessories that validate your silent screaming.

Add to cart, babe.
Stick the chaos to your chest. Let the world know.
You’re still here. But just barely.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.