Cook the Books Sticker – Funny Accountant Pun Vinyl Decal

They said cook the books… so we did. Literally.
The "Cook the Books" Sticker is your new favorite pun in vinyl form — a hilarious mashup of shady finance lingo and kitchen chaos. Featuring a cartoon book sizzling in a frying pan, this sticker is built for the accountants, tax nerds, bookworms, foodies, and spreadsheet criminals who just can’t resist a clever twist.

It’s equal parts funny, functional, and a little dangerous. Just how we like our humor.

📚🍳 The Sticker Design: Sizzling Satire

This sticker features a bold, cartoon-style design of an actual book cooking in a frying pan — complete with a cheerful little flame and the phrase "Cook the Books."

Perfect for:

• Accountants who like to stir the pot

• Book lovers with dark humor

• Office pranksters

• CPA students on the edge

• Financial advisors with a love for irony

This design is smart, silly, and 100% conversation-starting.

💻 Where to Stick It:

• Laptop: Make every Zoom call a little more chaotic

• Notebook or ledger: Add spice to your spreadsheets

• Water bottle: Because hydration is serious business

• Office desk: Impress your coworkers with pun-based decor

• Fridge or microwave: For full “corporate kitchen comedy” vibes

Whether you’re working late or cooking up reports, this sticker adds flavor to your hustle.

🎁 Perfect Gift For:

• Your CPA bestie

• That one coworker who’s a little too good at Excel

• A finance student cramming for midterms

• Your boss (if they have a sense of humor)

• You — because you’re obviously hilarious and underpaid

Drop it in a thank-you card, use it as a stocking stuffer, or sneak it onto your team’s shared coffee machine. Chaos guaranteed.

💧 Waterproof. Durable. Auditor-Proof.

Made from premium waterproof vinyl, this sticker is:

• Scratch-resistant

• Weatherproof for laptops, mugs, or outdoor use

• Long-lasting and fade-resistant

• Peels cleanly — no residue, no audit trail

Available in:

• 1 sticker – for a solo statement

• 3 pack – coordinate your office chaos

• 6 pack – for your whole shady accounting crew

📦 Shipping Info

• Ships in 1–3 business days

• 🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 business days

• 🌍 International: 7–14 business days

• Tracking included where available

Packaged flat and flame-free (but still spicy).

🔁 Returns & Support

Wrong sticker? Damaged in shipping? Cooked too hard?
We’ve got you. Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days.

Returns accepted on non-custom items within 14 days.
Refunds processed once items are returned in original condition.

💌 KEOLIX BRAND BLOCK

At Keolix, we turn puns into personality. From accountant jokes to emotional chaos, our stickers are handmade to brighten your space, boost your mood, and start a conversation — even in the most boring meeting.

Cook the books. Break the silence. Stick the fun where it counts.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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