Christmas Calories Don’t Count – Funny Holiday Tee

🎄✨ “Christmas Calories Don’t Count” T-Shirt – Funny Festive Foodie Tee for the Holiday Season

🍰 Because December Is for Pudding, Not Portion Control

Let’s be real — if you're tracking macros during Christmas, you're doing it wrong.
This “Christmas Calories Don’t Count” T-shirt is here to rescue your festive spirit and remind everyone what the season is really about: joy, indulgence, and unapologetically diving headfirst into dessert.

This T-shirt featuring a cute and cheeky Christmas pudding design with the bold statement everyone’s thinking but no one’s saying — this tee is your official permission slip to go back for seconds (or thirds).

Whether you're baking cookies, unwrapping presents, or pretending your mulled wine is a balanced meal — this shirt’s got your back. Literally.

💬 Why You Need This Holiday T-shirt 

🎅 Cheeky, Crowd-Pleasing Design

Bold festive lettering and a jolly little pudding? It’s the perfect combo of cozy and hilarious. Guaranteed to get compliments, laughs, and a few envious stares at the Christmas party.

🎁 Gift-Worthy for Every Food-Lover in Your Life

Perfect for that one friend who brings Tupperware to Christmas dinner. We all know someone who goes back for more Yorkshire puds — this tee was made for them. (Also: you.)

🛋️ Cozy, Comfy, Wear-All-Day Vibes

Made from 100% soft cotton with a relaxed unisex fit — this tee is ideal for lounging, feasting, and napping by the fire. Just add fluffy socks and a smug grin.

🔥 Built to Outlast the Holidays

Printed on premium Gildan cotton, it holds up through every wash, every gravy splash, and every belly laugh. It’s festive fashion that doesn’t fall apart after one spin cycle.

👕 T-Shirt Details:

• Material: 100% soft cotton (Gildan Heavy Cotton)

• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL – unisex fit, flattering for all

• Color: White or Classic Holiday Red

• Design: Cartoon Christmas pudding with “Christmas Calories Don’t Count” bold script

• Fit: Slightly relaxed, perfect for all-day wear

• Fabric Weight: White – 175gsm, Colors – 185gsm

🎯 Perfect For:

• Office Secret Santa gifts 🎁

• Festive family dinners 🍽️

• Christmas parties or ugly sweater nights (but make it cute) 💃

• Binging Hallmark movies in bed 📺

• Anyone who lives for dessert first 🎂

🧠 Bonus Waffle – The Holiday Philosophy You Didn’t Know You Needed

Listen, we’re not here to count calories.
We’re here to count memories, laughs, and the number of pigs in blankets we can fit on one plate.

This shirt is your official badge of rebellion against salad at Christmas. It says:
🎄 “I came for the food.”
🎄 “I am the vibe.”
🎄 “Don’t talk to me unless you brought trifle.”

If you're a festive foodie, a holiday hedonist, or just someone who gets through December fuelled by mince pies and sarcasm — this tee belongs in your wardrobe.

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Processing Time: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 business days

• International Delivery: 7–14 business days

• Tracked Shipping: Optional — watch your goodies travel to your door

Returns/Refunds:

• Wrong size or design? We'll sort it.

• Item lost or damaged? We got you.

• Changed your mind? Return unused tees within 14 days.

We’re not here to make your holidays stressful — we’re here to make them iconic.

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