Christmas Calories Don’t Count – Funny Holiday Card

🍰🎄 "Christmas Calories Don’t Count" – Funny Christmas Card for Food Lovers

🎅 Share the Joy (and the Treats) This Holiday Season

The holiday season is made for sweet indulgences, cozy gatherings — and a little bit of guilt-free snacking!
Celebrate the delicious side of Christmas with the "Christmas Calories Don’t Count" card, featuring a mouth-watering Christmas pudding topped with festive holly and creamy icing.

Perfect for foodies, sweet tooths, and festive feast lovers, this funny card is the perfect way to spread laughter, cheer, and the very important message that yes, calories are optional in December.

💬 Why You’ll Love This Christmas Card

🍰 Relatable, Playful Humor

"Christmas Calories Don’t Count" hits home for anyone who knows the real magic of the holidays: second helpings, endless desserts, and guilt-free indulgence.

🎄 Festive, Eye-Catching Design

A delicious, richly detailed Christmas pudding illustration brings the cozy flavors of the season to life — no baking required!

🎁 Perfect for Every Food Lover in Your Life

Friends, family, coworkers, or that one relative who always hits the dessert table first — this card will have them laughing (and reaching for another mince pie).

👑 Card Features:

• Available Sizes:

  • 5" x 7": Ideal for mailing, gifting, and holiday displays

  • A5 (5.8" x 8.3"): Bigger and bolder for extra festive flair

  • A6 (4.1" x 5.8"): Small but mighty — perfect for tucking into gifts

• Material: Premium, eco-friendly cardstock with vibrant, fade-resistant printing

• Design: Festive Christmas pudding with a bright, cheerful vibe

• Interior: Blank — customize it with your funniest or sweetest message

• Envelope: Included — ready for holiday magic delivery

📏 Perfect for Every Holiday Moment:

• Christmas Party Invitations 🎉: Add a laugh to every RSVP

• Gift Toppers 🎁: Pair with festive treats, baking kits, or hot cocoa gifts

• Family Dinners 🍴: Sneak onto the dessert table for extra smiles

• Office Holiday Surprises 📬: Remind everyone to relax and indulge

🧠 Bonus Waffle – No Guilt, Only Joy

Holiday treats are basically a love language.
And anyone who tells you otherwise clearly hasn’t experienced the full, delicious chaos of Christmas.

The "Christmas Calories Don’t Count" card is more than a funny message — it’s a permission slip to savor every pudding, pie, and cookie without hesitation.

Gift it to someone who deserves the extra slice.
The extra helping.
The extra joy. 🍰🎄✨

Because Christmas isn’t about counting — it’s about celebrating.

📦 Shipping & Returns Information

• Processing Time: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 business days

• International Delivery: 7–14 business days (customs may cause delays)

• Tracked Shipping: Available — get updates every step of the way

Returns/Refunds:

• Damaged or wrong item? Contact us within 7 days for a free replacement or refund.

• Lost parcel? Full replacement or refund after 14 days (UK) or 30 days (international).

• Changed your mind? Returns accepted within 14 days for non-personalized, unused cards.

Need help? Contact hello@keolix.com — we’re always ready to assist!

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