Capture My Heart – Funny Gamer Card

"Capture My Heart" – Funny Gamer Valentine’s Card for Him, Her, or Anyone Who Respawns Your Soul

Level up your love life with this cheeky, clever card designed for your favorite gamer. Whether you're wooing a console king, a PC princess, or the real MVP who stole your heart during co-op mode, the "Capture My Heart" card is here to deliver pixel-perfect affection.

Because nothing says “you’re the one” like:
🎮 “You’ve captured my flag... and my heart.” 🫡

🎯 PERFECT CARD FOR:

• Valentine’s Day with extra XP

• A nerdy anniversary surprise

• Birthdays (especially if they're always AFK)

• Random love bombs on Tuesdays

• Gaming couples who flirt over killstreaks

This isn't just another mushy card — it's a mission briefing for love. Whether they're your favorite duo partner or your Player Two for life, this is the card that says, “I’d let you camp my heart any day.”

🎖️ WHY IT HITS DIFFERENT:

• Gamer-Approved Design
  Featuring a witty, military-inspired gaming theme, this card is a subtle nod to your favorite shooter or strategy game — without looking like you raided the merch store.

• Relatable & Romantic
  Perfect for gamers who blush at cutscenes but still want to be told they’re adored in 300 DPI.

• For Him or Her
  Designed to work for anyone — whether they're into Call of Duty, Fortnite, Apex Legends, or just pretending they're in a tactical RPG every time they open Excel.

📏 SIZE OPTIONS:

Choose your love delivery method:

• A6 (4.1 x 5.8 in) – Compact and cute, like a health pack for the soul

• A5  Our classic all-rounder

• A4  – Big enough to write out the Konami code of love

Each card comes with a matching envelope and is shipped with care, so your message arrives in mint condition (no scuffed corners here).

🖨️ PRINT & PAPER:

• Printed on 300gsm premium matte cardstock

• Vivid, full-color print — the reds pop, the text is crisp

• Blank interior for your own mission debrief

• Designed in-house, exclusively for KEOLIX (no template clones!)

💌 MESSAGE IDEAS (if you need ammo):

• "I’d let you win every round, even if I’m carrying."

• "You’re my favorite distraction from side quests."

• "If you died in a cutscene, I’d reload. Every time."

• Or go rogue and write your own — we left it blank just for that.

🛒 READY TO CAPTURE THEIR HEART?

Add this to your cart and secure your reputation as the best gifter in the game. This isn’t just a card — it’s a quest reward, a conversation starter, and a cheeky little trophy they’ll proudly display long after V-Day.

📦 SHIPPING & RETURNS INFO

Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days

All orders packed with love (and bubble wrap).
Tracked orders include full email updates.

Returns & Refunds:

• 💥 Damaged or incorrect? Email us within 7 days with photos — we’ll fix it fast.

• 📦 Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days.

• 💳 Refunds issued to original payment method once the item is returned.

• 🚫 Buyer covers return shipping unless item was incorrect or faulty.

Need help? Message us at hello@keolix.com. No bots, just real humans with real heart.

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