You’ve cried. You’ve healed. You’ve earned the title. Now Get the Tote.
Introducing the “President of the Broken Hearts Club” Tote Bag — your official merch for surviving the drama and still looking damn good doing it.
This is more than just a Tote bag.
It’s a club pass. A power move. A wink at every ex who said you were “too emotional.”
Spoiler: you weren’t. You were just real.
Playful Tote Design: Cartoon broken heart emblem with club pass vibes — cheeky, bold, relatable AF
Sustainable Tote Fabric: Made from 100% recycled cotton – because healing should never hurt the planet
Spacious Size: 40 x 38 cm ( — perfect for tissues, snacks, poetry books, and emotional support water bottles
Durable Weight: 130–135gsm — light on the shoulder, strong enough to carry your entire emotional range
Machine Washable: Because sometimes you spill coffee and your feelings
This bag says what you’re too classy to post on your stories.
Use it when:
You’re in your healing era
You want to flirt with a little sadness
You’re past the crying stage but still kinda pissed
You’re feeling poetic, powerful, and done being quiet
It’s soft girl meets inner villain — with perfect font choice.
Give it to:
Your bestie who’s picking herself back up
The friend who jokes about trauma but still cries at playlists
Yourself, as a "congrats for surviving" reward
Perfect for:
Breakup recovery kits
Galentine’s gifts
Therapy milestones
Or just because your ex wasn’t worth that last mascara wand
Wrap it in red tissue paper and call it closure.
Take it to:
The bookstore
That sad café you love
Grocery runs (where you avoid the aisle with their favorite snacks)
Dates where you're soft but savage
It’s the perfect blend of emotional expression and “yes I’m actually doing fine.”
You don’t play around when it comes to heartbreak — or sustainability.
This tote is:
Made from 100% recycled cotton
Printed in small ethical batches
Sent in plastic-free packaging whenever possible
Built for re-use, self-reflection, and revenge glow-ups
You’re not bitter.
You’re the f*cking president.
👉 Add to Cart now
👉 Wear your pain like art
👉 Cry a little, laugh a lot, and carry on
Orders are processed in 1–3 business days.
UK Delivery: 2–5 working days
International: 7–14 days (may vary due to customs)
📦 Tracking available on select shipping methods.
Return non-personalized items within 14 days
Got the wrong item or it arrived wrecked like your last relationship? Email us within 7 days
Lost delivery? UK: contact after 14 days. International: after 30
Refunds go to the original payment method after return
📧 Emotional support (and customer service): hello@keolix.com
At Keolix, we make art for every stage of the emotional timeline.
Explore:
Totes that heal and sass
Cards that hit too close to home
Prints that hold more feeling than your last situationship
You're not alone. You're just president now.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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