Broken Hearts Club Tote – Recycled Cotton

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✨ Lead With Heart (Even If It’s Shattered)

You’ve cried. You’ve healed. You’ve earned the title. Now Get the Tote.

Introducing the “President of the Broken Hearts Club” Tote Bag — your official merch for surviving the drama and still looking damn good doing it.

This is more than just a Tote bag.
It’s a club pass. A power move. A wink at every ex who said you were “too emotional.”

Spoiler: you weren’t. You were just real.


📦 Tote Features

  • Playful Tote Design: Cartoon broken heart emblem with club pass vibes — cheeky, bold, relatable AF

  • Sustainable Tote Fabric: Made from 100% recycled cotton – because healing should never hurt the planet

  • Spacious Size: 40 x 38 cm ( — perfect for tissues, snacks, poetry books, and emotional support water bottles

  • Durable Weight: 130–135gsm — light on the shoulder, strong enough to carry your entire emotional range

  • Machine Washable: Because sometimes you spill coffee and your feelings


❤️ Emotional Benefits / Use-Case

This bag says what you’re too classy to post on your stories.

Use it when:

  • You’re in your healing era

  • You want to flirt with a little sadness

  • You’re past the crying stage but still kinda pissed

  • You’re feeling poetic, powerful, and done being quiet

It’s soft girl meets inner villain — with perfect font choice.


🎁 Gift Potential

Give it to:

  • Your bestie who’s picking herself back up

  • The friend who jokes about trauma but still cries at playlists

  • Yourself, as a "congrats for surviving" reward

Perfect for:

  • Breakup recovery kits

  • Galentine’s gifts

  • Therapy milestones

  • Or just because your ex wasn’t worth that last mascara wand

Wrap it in red tissue paper and call it closure.


👛 Daily Use (Because You Still Gotta Live)

Take it to:

  • The bookstore

  • That sad café you love

  • Grocery runs (where you avoid the aisle with their favorite snacks)

  • Dates where you're soft but savage

It’s the perfect blend of emotional expression and “yes I’m actually doing fine.”


♻️ Eco-Sad Girl Certified

You don’t play around when it comes to heartbreak — or sustainability.

This tote is:

  • Made from 100% recycled cotton

  • Printed in small ethical batches

  • Sent in plastic-free packaging whenever possible

  • Built for re-use, self-reflection, and revenge glow-ups


🛍️ Add to Cart – Heartbreak Never Looked So Good

You’re not bitter.
You’re the f*cking president.

👉 Add to Cart now
👉 Wear your pain like art
👉 Cry a little, laugh a lot, and carry on


📦 Shipping & Returns Info

Orders are processed in 1–3 business days.

UK Delivery: 2–5 working days
International: 7–14 days (may vary due to customs)

📦 Tracking available on select shipping methods.

Returns & Refunds

  • Return non-personalized items within 14 days

  • Got the wrong item or it arrived wrecked like your last relationship? Email us within 7 days

  • Lost delivery? UK: contact after 14 days. International: after 30

  • Refunds go to the original payment method after return

📧 Emotional support (and customer service): hello@keolix.com


🔗 Keolix: Art for the Emotionally Fluent

At Keolix, we make art for every stage of the emotional timeline.

Explore:

  • Totes that heal and sass

  • Cards that hit too close to home

  • Prints that hold more feeling than your last situationship

You're not alone. You're just president now.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.

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