Beam Me Up, Cutie Tote – Alien Design Eco Cotton Bag

Aliens. Sass. Sustainability.
The “Beam Me Up, Cutie” tote bag brings otherworldly cuteness to your everyday routine. Whether you’re grocery shopping, running errands, or stashing snacks and secrets, this tote is the perfect companion for earthlings who like their fashion a little… extraterrestrial.

It’s fun. It’s flirty. It’s freakin’ adorable.

👽 FEATURES THAT ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD:

• Size: 40 x 38cm — roomy enough for books, groceries, or moon rocks

• Material: 100% recycled cotton — soft, sturdy, and planet-approved

• Weight: 130–135 gsm — lightweight with serious strength

• Print: Pastel alien pair with the phrase “Beam Me Up, Cutie” – cuteness activated

• Care: Spot clean recommended to keep it fresh for lightyears

🌌 HOW TO USE IT (A FEW IDEAS):

📚 Carry your books to the library like the intergalactic scholar you are
🛒 Use it as a sustainable shopping bag with main character energy
🏋️‍♀️ Throw in your gym gear and alienate the boring bags
🎒 Use it as your “always ready” everyday essentials carrier
🎁 Gift it with space-themed goodies for the cutest present in the galaxy

💌 WHO THIS IS TOTE FOR:

• Sci-fi girlies who are soft-core weird and proud

• Cosmic cuties who need a bag that reflects their alien aesthetic

• Fans of quirky accessories that say “I’m cute and sustainable”

• Anyone who would absolutely get beamed up without hesitation

Whether you're wandering Earth or daydreaming of Saturn, this tote lets you carry your stuff — and your personality — loud and proud.

🎁 GIFT IT TO:

• Your space-obsessed BFF

• That astrology queen who deserves a tote for every mood phase

• The friend who calls her car her spaceship

• Yourself. Because Earth is hard, and this tote is soft comfort

✨ Pro tip: Pair it with our Beam Me Up, Cutie card or sticker to create a matching gift pack that’s cute enough to orbit.

💬 BONUS WAFFLE (FOR THE COSMICALLY CURIOUS):

This tote won’t teleport you.
It won’t decode alien frequencies.
It won’t get your crush to text you back.

But it will make every outfit more fun.
It will help save the planet while making people smile.
And it will say:
“I’m not from around here. And that’s my favorite thing about me.”

📦 SHIPPING & CUSTOMER SUPPORT

• FREE UK delivery

• Orders ship in 1–3 business days

• Packed eco-friendly & ready to beam up
  📧 Need help? Email hello@keolix.com — we respond faster than light-speed

ADD TO CART. BEAM WITH PRIDE.
This tote is calling your name — in alien. ✅

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.