At Least You Don’t Have to Wear a Cone – Funny Card

🐶 Brighten Someone’s Day with a Funny Dog Birthday Card That Hits Just Right

Looking for a way to send love, laughter, and a little comic relief? This funny dog birthday card is your new go-to. Featuring a cartoon pup in a classic cone of shame, this adorable and cheeky design says it all: “At least you don’t have to wear a cone!”

It’s hilarious. It’s heartwarming. And it’s perfect for birthdays, surgery recovery, or any moment that needs a pick-me-up.

💬 Why You'll Love This Dog-In-Cone Greeting Card:

• Relatable Humor: Whether it’s for a surgery recovery, rough week, or just life being a bit “woof”—this card gets it.

• Dog Lovers’ Delight: Perfect for the dog-mom, pup-obsessed friend, or anyone who sees a cone and can’t help but giggle.

• All-Purpose Laughter: Birthday? Get well? Just because? This card works for it all.

• Blank Inside = Endless Possibilities: Write a joke, a memory, or a heartfelt note—your voice makes it even better.

• Instant Fridge Material: It’s so cute, don’t be surprised if it becomes permanent wall art.

👑 Card Features:

• Available Sizes:
  – A6 (Classic and compact)
  – A5 (Standard go-to)
  – A4 (For loud laughs and bold notes)

• Paper Quality: Premium matte cardstock—easy to write on, satisfying to hold

• Design: High-resolution cartoon pup in cone with fun hand-lettered message

• Envelope: Matching envelope included

• Packaging: Shipped flat in rigid, eco-friendly mailer to keep it safe and crease-free

Perfect For:

• Dog lovers of all ages

• Friends who love funny cards

• Someone recovering from surgery (or a rough breakup)

• That sarcastic sibling who’d totally relate

• Just because you felt like making someone howl with laughter

🧠 Why This Card Is More Than a Giggle

Humor connects people—and this funny dog birthday card does it with charm, relatability, and just enough sass. Whether someone’s healing physically, emotionally, or just in need of a laugh, this card shows you see them, and want to make their day a little brighter.

It’s a low-effort, high-impact gesture that says:
“I care. I remembered. And yes, I know your sense of humor.”

🎁 Want to Make It Extra Special?

Here’s how to level it up:

• Pair it with a dog treat bag (yes, even if they don’t have a dog)

• Include a note that says, “At least you're not wearing a cone—but you are still stunning.”

• Pop in a sticker from the Keolix Anti-Stress Bundle

• Wrap it in paw-print tissue paper and boom: iconic

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

UK Orders:
– Ships in 1–3 business days
– Delivered in 2–5 working days
– Sent flat in protective, eco-friendly packaging

International Orders:
– Delivery in 7–14 business days
– Tracked shipping available
– Customs delays may occur

Returns & Refunds:
– Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days
– Items must be unused and in original packaging
– Refunds issued to original payment method

Order Issues?
– Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days
– Include your order number and a photo if needed
– We’ll refund, replace, or fix it fast

Lost Mail?
– UK: Contact after 14 days
– International: After 30 days
– We’ve got you covered

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.