Zombie Survival Kit Card – Funny Love & Apocalypse Humor

🧟 I’d Share My Zombie Survival Kit With You – A Card That Says "I’d Die For You… But I’d Also Fight the Undead First"

Forget hearts and roses — this love language is crossbows and canned beans. Our “I’d Share My Zombie Survival Kit With You” card is for the ride-or-die types (emphasis on die). Funny, adorable, and just the right amount of weird, it’s the perfect way to say:

“You’re my end-of-the-world buddy.”

Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, gamer love notes, or just to remind someone they’d make your apocalypse shortlist.

⚔ WHY THIS CARD SURVIVES THE HYPE:

💀 Funny With Feeling
Not everyone’s into mushy poems — but everyone loves a solid survival plan. This card blends dark humor with a seriously sweet sentiment. You wouldn’t just run from zombies — you’d share your food, shelter, and probably your last clean pair of socks.

💀 Unexpected Romance
Typical cards are boring. This? Memorable, hilarious, AND heartfelt. Whether you’re gifting your boyfriend, girlfriend, partner, or apocalypse teammate — this card hits different.

💀 Built for Any Occasion
Perfect for Valentine's, anniversaries, birthdays, or “just because the apocalypse might be next week.”

📏 CARD FEATURES:

🧠 Unique Artwork
A cartoon zombie AND a hilarious caption: “I’d share my zombie survival kit with you.” Cute enough to make them smile, funny enough to get framed.

📐 Available Sizes:

• A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – Compact, sweet, still savage

• A5  – Classic greeting card size

• A4 – For when the message needs extra impact

📄 Premium Materials
Printed on thick 300gsm cardstock — durable enough to survive a zombie outbreak and your partner’s chaotic junk drawer.

✍️ Blank Inside
Write a love letter, a survival checklist, or a joke about how they’re the only person you trust with your rations. Total freedom = emotional impact.

📬 Envelope Included
Each card comes with a perfectly paired envelope, ready to mail or hand-deliver with a sly smile and a bottle of water-purification tablets.

🧟 WHO’S THIS CARD FOR?

• Your gamer boyfriend who jokes about doomsday

• Your partner-in-crime who binge-watches zombie shows

• That friend who would absolutely sacrifice you to save themselves (but you love them anyway)

• Anyone who deserves a laugh AND a little love

📦 SHIPPING & RETURNS

Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days (delays may occur due to customs)

Tracking:
Available for tracked orders. You’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with full updates.

🔁 REFUNDS & RETURNS

• 🧟 Damaged or incorrect item? Email us within 7 days of delivery — we’ll send a replacement or refund, no hassle.

• 🧟 Lost package? For international: eligible for refund/replacement after 30 days. For UK: 14-day window.

• 🧟 Refunds go back to your original payment method.

• 🧟 Returns accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items. Buyer pays return shipping unless there’s an error on our part.

Email us at: hello@keolix.com

🖤 WHY CHOOSE KEOLIX?

We make cards that speak your language — whether that’s sarcasm, soft love, or survival-mode sass.

✔ 1000+ unique designs handmade in the UK
✔ Perfect for weirdos, romantics, and apocalypse enthusiasts
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✔ Every card = a little art, a little joy, a little chaos

🧟♂️ Add to Cart Now
Show someone they’re your first draft pick in the zombie apocalypse. Because love doesn’t always look like roses — sometimes, it looks like canned tuna and a chainsaw.

💜 About KEOLIX

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