You Will Be Hearing From My Lawyer Sticker

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Let’s Get One Thing Straight – I Have Receipts AND Representation 🧾👩‍⚖️

You’ve got a voice. You’ve got vibes. And babe… sometimes you’ve got to let the world know that if someone crosses the line, they won’t just hear about it—
they’ll be served. With this sticker. 

This “You Will Be Hearing From My Lawyer” sticker?
Yeah. It’s giving legal realness with a side of ✨unbothered baddie energy.✨

Whether it’s the ex who ghosted you, the coworker who took credit for your idea, or just the barista who spelled your name “Shawnna” (when it’s clearly SHAWNA)…
This sticker is your polite, aesthetic middle finger.
But classy.


⚖️ Why You Need This Sticker Like… Yesterday:

  • Handwritten Realness: The typography is chef’s kiss. Looks like you scribbled it mid-sass attack.

  • Waterproof & Durable: Stick it on your emotional support water bottle, your laptop, your “don’t touch my stuff” notebook. It’ll survive anything—except maybe actual litigation.

  • Zero Chill, Full Style: For when you want to be petty… but with flair.


💼 How to Use Your New Favorite Sticker:

  • ✨ Laptop = instant boss-babe energy

  • 📓 Journal = protected by sarcasm (and God)

  • 🛍️ Gift = because your bestie is the lawsuit

  • 💦 Water Bottle = waterproof, judgment-proof

  • 🧾 Receipts folder = because you stay ready


👑 Three Pack? Six Pack? Build Your Legal Team.

  • Single Sticker: For when you just need one subtle jab

  • Pack of 3: For when you have multiple surfaces—or multiple enemies

  • Pack of 6: Because revenge is a dish best served six times across every personal item you own


🎁 Bold Gift for Bold People

This isn’t a “live laugh love” kind of sticker.
This is the sticker you buy for:

  • Your sister who always wins arguments

  • Your friend who drafts revenge texts in Notes

  • Yourself, when you’re healing AND plotting


✍️ Keeks’ Disclaimer:

This sticker may not come with a real attorney. But it will come with:

  • The energy of someone who triple-checks screenshots

  • The presence of a woman who doesn’t argue, she documents

  • The silence of a girl who’s about to sue

Stick it, flaunt it, serve it.


💌 You Will Be Hearing From Me If You Don’t Buy It

Click add to cart and give your stuff the protective order it deserves.
Because sometimes, a sticker says it better than words ever could.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.

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