You Will Be Hearing From My Lawyer Mug | 11 oz

☕ Cease & Desist Your Boring Brews

Serve notice to the universe—politely, of course—with the “You Will Be Hearing From My Lawyer” Mug. This glossy 11 oz ceramic power play pairs elegant handwritten script with unmistakable sass, delivering a grin (and perhaps a slight shiver) to anyone within reading distance.

Why This Mug Wins Every Argument

Bold Yet Classy Statement
The sweeping black script looks straight off a chic stationery set—until the punchline lands. Perfect for lawyers, law students, or anyone who likes their caffeine with a side of “don’t test me”.

Built for Heavy Cross-Examination
Made from premium, lead- and BPA-free ceramic, the mug shrugs off microwave interrogations and dishwasher appeals without dulling its verdict-level shine.

Goldilocks Capacity
11 oz / 0.33 l—ample room for an espresso cross-exam or a calming chamomile after a day of verbal sparring.

Comfort Grip Mug
The C-shaped handle fits snugly, ensuring you never drop the evidence (otherwise known as your latte) mid-objection.

Gift This Mug & Watch the Objections Drop

• Newly Qualified Solicitors – pair with posh biscuits for celebratory chambers snacking.

• Final-year Law Students – caffeine fuel for last-minute case-brief cramming.

• Work-from-home Warriors – flash it on Zoom when Karen in Accounts gets testy.

• Anyone With Strong Boundaries – because sometimes “no” needs a porcelain mic-drop.

Mug Quick Facts

• Material: 100 % ceramic, high-gloss finish

• Capacity: 11 oz / 0.33 l

• Care: Microwave & dishwasher safe

• Origin: Blank responsibly sourced from China, printed with flair in the UK

• Safety: Certified lead- & BPA-free

Shipping Justice, Swiftly Served

Orders dispatch within 1-3 business days. Royal Mail zips UK parcels to your door in 2-5 days; international deliveries usually land in 7-14 days (customs permitting). Tracking info pops into your inbox faster than you can say “file the motion”.

Hassle-Free Returns & Support

If your mug arrives chipped or not as described, email hello@keolix.com within seven days. We’ll replace or refund—no lengthy litigation required. Changed your mind? Return unused within 14 days for a fuss-free refund (buyer covers return postage unless we’re at fault).

Keolix—Everyday Objects, Extra Personality

From pun-packed mugs to wall art that sparks chatter, we turn ordinary items into pocket-sized mood-boosters. Because life’s too short for vanilla crockery.

Ready to lay down the (coffee) law? Click “Add to Basket”, pop the kettle on, and let every sip remind the world you’re not to be trifled with.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.