"You, Sir, Are a Fish!" – Funny Cowboy T-shirt

🐟 "You, Sir, Are a Fish!" – Bold Cowboy and Fish Cartoon T-Shirt

🐎 For the Wild Ones Who Make No Sense (and Love It)

The "You, Sir, Are a Fish!" T-shirt is pure chaos in the best possible way.
Featuring a cowboy dramatically confronting a fish (yes, you read that right), this tee is built for the bold, the quirky, and the people who never explain their inside jokes. Ever.

It’s weird. It’s wonderful. It’s exactly what your wardrobe needs.

💬 Why You’ll Love This T-Shirt

🎯 Absurd, Loud, and Hilarious

The cowboy.
The fish.
The completely unnecessary drama.
You don't wear this shirt to blend in.
You wear it to make people ask questions — and then refuse to answer.

🛡️ Durable Enough for Shenanigans

Crafted from 100% heavy cotton.
Soft enough for everyday wear, tough enough for whatever chaos you get into.
The bold red background and crisp print won't fade even after a hundred cowboy standoffs (or, you know, laundry days).

🎁 Gift It to the Funniest Person You Know

Or gift it to yourself.
Because honestly? If you're even thinking about this shirt, you're already that person.

👕 Comfort That Rides With You

• 100% Cotton – Soft, breathable, built to last

• Fabric Weight – 175gsm (white) / 185gsm (colored)

• Fit – True to size; size up if you want that baggy yeehaw energy

• Care Instructions – Machine washable, no drama, no weird shrinking

📏 Sizes Available

S, M, L, XL, XXL

Because cowboys and fish come in all shapes.

🎯 Perfect for:

• Road trips

• Meme parties

• Farmer's markets (if you're brave)

• Awkward family gatherings (icebreaker: “Yes, it’s a cowboy yelling at a fish.”)

• Sitting in cafes looking mysterious and chaotic

🧠 Bonus Waffle – Because Some Things Don’t Need to Make Sense

You don’t have to explain why this shirt exists.
You don’t have to explain why it makes you laugh at 2AM.
Some things are just perfect in their absurdity.
This shirt is a celebration of the fact that life is weird, people are weirder, and sometimes the best thing you can do is throw on a ridiculous tee and ride the chaos like the majestic, confused cowboy-fish hybrid you are inside.
Stay confusing. Stay iconic.

🎣 Bonus Bonus Waffle – The Fish Was a Metaphor. Maybe.

Maybe the cowboy is society.
Maybe the fish is your untamable spirit.
Maybe it’s just a cowboy yelling at a fish.
Who cares? It’s iconic either way.
You don’t need to justify your weirdness.
You don’t need permission to be hilarious, confusing, and legendary all at once.
This shirt is your license to exist loudly — logic not required.

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Ships within 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 working days

• International Delivery: 7–14 working days

• Tracked Shipping available at checkout

Returns accepted within 14 days for non-personalized, unworn items.
Lost your fish? Need help? Email hello@keolix.com.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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