"You, Sir, Are a Fish!" Art Print – For the Bold, the Bizarre, and the Brilliantly Funny
This isn't just a print. This is a situation.
A cowboy. A fish. A moment of absolute comedic confusion frozen in time.
"You, Sir, Are a Fish!" is what happens when surreal humour meets wild west energy, and somehow—it works.
This print is not for the minimalists.
It’s for the people who want to be asked, “What on earth is that?” every time someone walks into their home.
This one’s for the weirdos. The meme lovers. The gif collectors. The people who have watched Rango too many times and still quote it.
This is for the person who:
Needs a laugh every time they look up from their desk.
Wants to gift something completely unhinged and memorable.
Thinks "quirky" should be its own religion.
Three sizes to fit your comedic needs:
A5 (5.8 x 8.3 inches): Small, punchy, fits anywhere. Great for shelves, nooks, and chaotic friends’ birthdays.
A4 (11.7 x 8.3 inches): The classic size. A balanced mix of “tasteful” and “what the hell?”
A3 (11.7 x 16.5 inches): Big. Bold. Chaotic neutral energy. Perfect for gallery walls, man caves, or any room lacking a rogue cowboy and a fish.
High Gloss (250gsm): Makes that cowboy SHINE. Colors are punchy, bold, and glossy AF.
Matte (230gsm): If your humour is dry and your decor is minimal, this one’s for you.
A3 Glossy (240gsm): Large and loud. The ultimate wild west fish duel moment, immortalised.
All prints are produced with fade-resistant, high-quality materials so your cowboy keeps pointing at that fish for years to come. Unframed—because you’ve got taste, and you get to decide whether this belongs in gold baroque or black modern.
We ship all our prints in hard-backed envelopes like the professional weirdos we are. Everything is packaged with love (and bubble wrap), so it gets to you in perfect shape—even if your postman is a fish.
Your chaotic sibling
Your weird coworker
Your boyfriend who quotes spaghetti westerns unironically
Yourself. Obviously.
Whether it's for a birthday, a housewarming, or an "I saw this and it screamed your name" moment—this print is always the right kind of wrong.
Keeks prints are made to be noticed.
This isn’t beige. This isn’t background noise.
This is statement art for people who live loudly, laugh often, and don’t take walls too seriously.
So go on, partner. Add it to your cart.
Hang it loud. Hang it proud.
Let your guests read it and go: “Why is he calling the fish sir?”
And you? You just smile. Because you know.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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