You’re Straight Up So Cash Money Mug | Suave 11 oz Gift

🕴️ Sip Like a CEO – “You’re Straight Up So Cash Money” Mug

Kick mediocrity to the kerb and pour swagger straight into your brew. The “You’re Straight Up So Cash Money” Mug is your daily reminder that confidence pays dividends—literally and figuratively. Front and centre: a sharply dressed gent, mobile glued to ear, radiating effortless cool. Underneath, the punchline: You’re Straight Up So Cash Money. One glance and you’ll feel like you’ve just closed a multi-million-pound deal before breakfast.

What Makes This Mug Worth Its Weight in Gold

Suave, Tongue-in-Cheek Design
The dapper illustration channels Mad Men energy with a modern wink. Whether you’re negotiating a raise or negotiating with the snooze button, that cheeky slogan backs you up: you’re cash money, end of story.

Built for High Rollers and Serial Sippers
Crafted from premium, lead- and BPA-free ceramic, the glossy glaze keeps colours crisp after hundreds of trips through the dishwasher. At 11 oz (a tidy 340 ml), it’s the Goldilocks size for flat whites, builder’s brews or late-night espresso schemes.

Microwave & Dishwasher Safe
Fast reheat? Sorted. Half-asleep clean-up? Also sorted. Because the elite don’t fuss with hand-washing at the crack of dawn.

Comfort Grip
The classic C-shaped handle slides onto your fingers like a bespoke cufflink, making bleary-eyed kettle runs that little bit smoother. After all, style is in the details.

Perfect For…

• Office Legends – Park it on your desk; let the mug do the networking.

• Side-Hustle Heroes – Fuel 5 a.m. brainstorming with a mug that matches your ambition.

• Birthday Bants – Wrap it up for the mate who’s always “one deal away” from retiring.

• Father’s Day Flex – Because Dad’s dad-jokes deserve equal parts style and sass.

• Self-Love Saturdays – Brew a posh coffee, pop on a playlist and remind yourself you’re that person.

Daily Scenarios (AKA How You’ll Actually Use It)

1. Zoom Calls – Raise it mid-meeting and watch colleagues chuckle before muting themselves.

2. Commute Companion – Quick latte before the train? Flash the mug, feel unstoppable.

3. Creative Sessions – Pen in hand, mug by side, million-pound ideas inbound.

4. Evening Wind-Down – Peppermint tea, feet up, smug grin intact.

Spec Check – Quick & Dirty

• Material: 100 % ceramic, high-gloss finish

• Capacity: 11 oz / 340 ml

• Care: Dishwasher & microwave safe (top rack love)

• Handle: Ergonomic C-shape

• Safety: Certified lead- & BPA-free

• Origin: Blank responsibly sourced in China, printed with flair in the UK

Shipping: Fast as Your Ambition

We dispatch within 1-3 business days. Royal Mail zips UK orders to your door in 2-5 days. Overseas? Expect your parcel in roughly 7-14 days (customs permitting). Tracking details ping your inbox so you can stalk your mug’s journey like a true tycoon.

Hassle-Free Returns & Five-Star Support

If your mug arrives chipped or not as advertised, email hello@keolix.com within seven days. We’ll send a replacement or refund faster than you can say “direct deposit”. Changed your mind? Return unused within 14 days for a fuss-free refund (buyer covers return postage unless we messed up).

Keolix – Where Everyday Objects Level Up

From pun-tastic mugs to wall art that sparks joy, we turn ordinary moments into mini celebrations of personality. Because why settle for basic when you can sip from success incarnate?

Ready to upgrade your brew game? Smash “Add to Basket”, pop the kettle on and let every gulp remind you: you’re straight up so cash money.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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