💌 "You're Like Marmite Weird" – Quirky Greeting Card for Birthdays, Thank-You Notes & Just Because
🍯 Celebrate the Wonderful Weirdness with the “You're Like Marmite Weird” Card
Embrace the weird, the unique, and the wonderfully quirky with the “You’re Like Marmite Weird” card. Featuring an adorable cartoon Marmite jar with the playful phrase, “You’re Like Marmite Weird,” this is perfect for those who embrace their individuality and charm.
Whether you're celebrating a birthday, sending a thank-you note, or just want to send a fun message, this card is a perfect fit for someone who isn’t afraid to stand out. It’s the kind of design that celebrates the unique, makes them laugh, and reminds them of their awesomeness.
💌 Why This Is So Special
🍯 Unique, Playful Design That Makes a Statement
The “You’re Like Marmite Weird” phrase, combined with a cheeky Marmite design, strikes a perfect balance between humor and affection. It’s a design that doesn’t take itself too seriously but still conveys the heartfelt message that the recipient is one-of-a-kind and irreplaceable. It’s bold, fun, and just the right amount of quirky.
✍️ Blank Interior for Your Personalized Message
While the outside is fun and flirty, the inside gives you the freedom to write whatever you want. Whether you’re adding a sweet note, a funny anecdote, or an inside joke, the blank interior lets you make it uniquely personal to the person receiving it.
🖐 Handmade in the UK
Every KEOLIX design is printed in-house, using high-quality cardstock. This is not just any card — it’s a beautifully crafted, durable piece of paper art, designed to be cherished. The vibrant colours and detailed illustration make this stand out from the sea of generic, mass-produced designs.
📏 Size Options for Any Occasion
Choose from three sizes, so you can express your message in a way that fits your vibe:
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A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – Small and sweet, ideal for quick notes
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A5 The classic card size, great for mailing and displaying
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A4 – Perfect for those who want more space to share their thoughts
Each comes with a kraft envelope, eco-friendly packaging, and is ready to be delivered or handed over to make someone’s day special.
🎯 Ideal For:
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Birthdays – For the friend who’s unapologetically themselves
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Thank-You Notes – Show your appreciation with humor and warmth
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“Just Because” – Because everyone loves a reminder that they’re awesome
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Long-Distance Friends & Family – Send a fun surprise across the miles
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Spontaneous Compliments – When you need to send a laugh and love all at once
Whether you're celebrating the oddball in your life or simply sending a fun pick-me-up, this design works for any occasion where you want to spread good vibes and show you care.
🎁 Make It Even More Special
Want to give your order that extra special touch? Pair it with one of our handmade cards or add it to a custom care package for a thoughtful and quirky gift that goes above and beyond. Whatever the occasion, this card adds personality, humor, and a splash of fun to your gift.
🚚 Shipping & Returns Information
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Ships within 1–3 business days
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UK delivery: 2–5 working days
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International delivery: 7–14 business days (subject to customs delays)
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Tracked shipping available at checkout
Returns accepted for non-personalized items within 14 days.
If the card arrives damaged or incorrect, just reach out to hello@keolix.com and we’ll get it fixed.
🧠 Why This Works
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It’s quirky: It stands out from traditional cards with its unique message and design.
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It’s funny: The playful Marmite twist guarantees a laugh.
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It’s personal: It’s designed to make the recipient feel special and appreciated.
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It’s keepsake-quality: This isn’t a gift that’s going to get tossed; it’s a memento they’ll want to keep.
🍯 Waffle Bonus — Because Every Marmite Lover Needs Extra Flavor
We all know someone who’s unapologetically unique. The person who’s a little weird, a little quirky, and totally themselves. This card is for them. It’s not just about a pun; it’s about celebrating their individuality and making them feel seen and appreciated. The “You’re Like Marmite Weird” card does that effortlessly — it's playful and endearing without being over the top. It’s a card that gets a smile every time it’s read, and that’s what makes it memorable.
💛 Order Your "You’re Like Marmite Weird" Design Today
Don’t wait for a special occasion to show someone how awesome they are.
Order your “You’re Like Marmite Weird” card today and add a fun, thoughtful touch to their day. Whether it’s a birthday, a thank-you note, or a random “just because” moment, this card will make them feel special in the most playful way possible.
🚚 Shipping & Returns Information
As above:
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Ships in 1–3 business days
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UK delivery: 2–5 working days
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International delivery: 7–14 working days
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Tracking included
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Returns processed within 14 days for non-personalized items
🧠 Why It Works
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It’s fun: Playful design and clever phrasing make it a memorable card.
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It’s meaningful: It celebrates individuality in a positive way.
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It’s keepsake-worthy: The unique design ensures it’s something they’ll keep
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
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