You Probably Peaked in the 90’s T-Shirt

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✌️ You Probably Peaked in the 90’s T-Shirt

We see you, Walkman warrior.
You peaked—and we love you for it.


Some of us came out of the 90s with Beanie Babies, slap bracelets, and VHS rewinds. Others came out with trauma, sarcasm, and a deep emotional connection to MSN Messenger. And now, we’ve come out with this shirt — the ultimate throwback roast.

Whether you actually peaked in the 90s or you're just here to gaslight the guy wearing cargo shorts and Oakleys, this tee is your ticket to reliving the greatest decade… with a smirk.


🛹 The T-shirt Design

Big bold text.
Bigger energy.
The “You Probably Peaked in the 90’s” design is simple, savage, and way too relatable for anyone who remembers dial-up or cried when the Spice Girls broke up.

It’s nostalgic.
It’s cheeky.
It’s the T-shirt version of a Tamagotchi battery dying in 1998.


👕 T-shirt Details

  • Material: 100% cotton

  • Fit: Unisex & relaxed

  • Fabric Weight: 175gsm for white / 185gsm for colors

  • Print: High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment)

  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL

  • Care: Machine washable, don’t tumble dry unless you want a 90s crop top


✨ Bonus Waffle:

This T-shirt is for:

  • The friend who quotes Clueless like scripture

  • The woman who still wears body glitter unironically

  • The guy who peaked at 16 and still thinks about it in the shower

  • Millennials and Gen Xers who survived Y2K, low-rise jeans, and Nokia bricks

  • People who still get misty-eyed hearing the Windows 95 startup sound

It’s cheeky, nostalgic, and totally iconic. Just like you.


🎁 Gifting Approved

  • Hilarious birthday gift for anyone born before 2000

  • Conversation-starting tee for casual days or themed parties

  • Perfect for retro lovers, sarcastic siblings, or your dad who still says "rad"

Pair it with a disposable camera and a slap band for full chaotic energy.


📦 T-shirt Shipping & Returns Info

Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days (customs may delay)

Tracking: Included with most orders — check your shipping confirmation email


🔁 Refunds & Returns

  • Returns accepted within 14 days of delivery

  • Item condition: Must be unworn and in original packaging

  • Return shipping: Paid by buyer unless item was incorrect or damaged

  • Lost parcel claims: UK after 14 days / International after 30

  • Refunds: Issued to the original payment method once item is returned or proof of non-delivery is provided

  • Wrong or damaged item? Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days — photos help us help you faster!


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🛒 Add it to cart. Own your peak. Make 1997 proud.
Whether you peaked or not, this tee makes sure everyone knows…
you were there.

💜 About KEOLIX

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Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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Size:

S
Price
£24
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