You Hang Up First – Funny Grim Reaper Hoodie

☠️📞 "You Hang Up First" Hoodie – Funny Grim Reaper Dark Humor Streetwear

🌟 A Playful Take on Dark Humor – Hoodie Edition

If you're the type who laughs in the face of darkness (and then texts “no u”), the "You Hang Up First" hoodie is for you.
With a cheeky grim reaper clutching a phone and refusing to hang up, this hoodie turns casual streetwear into a hilarious, unforgettable statement.

Whether you're wandering through graveyards, chilling on a sofa, or just flexing your darkly romantic side, this hoodie wraps you in comfort, style, and just the right amount of sass.
Because nothing says "I'm cute but deadly" like a skeleton refusing to end a call. ☠️📞💀

💬 Why You’ll Love This Hoodie

☠️ Playful, Eye-Catching Design

The cartoon reaper is equal parts hilarious and adorable — guaranteed to spark smiles, laughs, and probably a few knowing nods from fellow weirdos.

🧵 Unmatched Comfort and Durability

Crafted from a cozy 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend, this hoodie feels soft and warm while holding up to everyday wear.
Perfect for Netflix marathons, graveyard strolls, or late-night existential crises.

👕 Relaxed, Unisex Fit for Everyone

Designed for maximum comfort with a laid-back silhouette that looks awesome on every body type.

🛍️ Practical Features for Real Life

• Kangaroo pouch pocket for keeping your hands warm or storing snacks and secrets

• Adjustable hood with sturdy drawstrings

• Ribbed cuffs and hem to keep you snug

👑 Hoodie Features:

• Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester blend

• Design: Cartoon grim reaper with phone, “No, you hang up first” text

• Interior: Cozy fleece lining for ultimate softness

• Fit: Unisex and relaxed — looks great layered or styled solo

• Pocket: Spacious front kangaroo pocket

• Durability: Ribbed cuffs, double-stitched seams, and reinforced hood

• Label Info: Gildan 18500 model, Made in Bangladesh

• EU Warranty: 2 years as per Directive 1999/44/EC

📏 Available Sizes:

• S, M, L, XL, XXL

• Oversized comfy vibe — perfect for layering

• Check the size guide for your best fit!

🧠 Bonus Waffle – Why Grim Reapers Are Relationship Goals

Think about it:

• They're loyal.

• They're patient (they literally wait for everyone).

• They're low-key hilarious.

The "You Hang Up First" Hoodie is a love letter to the ride-or-die friendships and relationships that refuse to let go.
It’s about commitment.
It’s about stubbornness.
It’s about answering "wyd" texts even when you’re haunting souls.

And honestly?
Isn’t that the energy we all want from the people closest to us? 🖤

🎁 Perfect for These Legendary Humans:

• Dark Humor Enthusiasts ☠️: Those who find joy in skeleton jokes and ironic deaths

• Streetwear Lovers 🧢: Adding a hilarious punch to every outfit

• Edgy Romantics 💘: For couples who flirt with memes and murder pacts

• Comfort Kings and Queens 👑: People who understand that true power comes from feeling cozy AND chaotic

📦 Shipping & Returns Information

• Processing Time: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 business days

• International Delivery: 7–14 business days (depending on customs)

• Tracked Shipping: Available — receive full tracking updates

Returns/Refunds:

• Damaged or wrong item? Contact us within 7 days for a replacement or refund.

• Lost package? Full refund or replacement after 14 days (UK) or 30 days (international).

• Changed your mind? Returns accepted within 14 days for unworn, non-personalized items.

Questions? Need support?
Email hello@keolix.com — we'll have your back faster than Death chasing missed calls.

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