Not saying you have to, babe… just asking questions 👀
This tote is for the romantics with a little rage, the sweethearts who’d start a cult for love, the soft girls who might snap.
Featuring a cartoon pink dagger and the world’s most unhinged pickup line, this bag is chaos with a handle.
Cute. Concerning. Completely iconic.
✔ 100% Recycled Cotton
Because saving the planet while making threats is hot.
This eco-friendly tote is made from 130–135 gsm fabric—lightweight but tough, just like you.
✔ Size That Slays
40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches) of pure emotional baggage capacity.
Books? Check. Snacks? Check. Evidence of poor decisions? Absolutely.
✔ Design That Stabs (Lovingly)
That pink dagger isn’t just a graphic—it’s a vibe.
Paired with the quote "Would You Kill for Me One Day?" it’s giving ride-or-die, but with glitter and trauma bonding.
It’s a warning and a flirt in one.
Your crush will not know what to do with themselves.
It’s the perfect wingwoman.
You walk into the café? This tote starts the convo for you.
It’s TikTok-core, Pinterest-coded, & Tumblr-poetic.
A bag for girls who journal rage in pink pens and kiss like it’s the last day on Earth.
It’s a personality trait.
You don’t carry this bag. You become it.
✔ For your chaotic best friend who has “I would hide a body for you” energy
✔ For your favorite artist, poet, or slightly unhinged situationship
✔ For birthdays, breakups, or casual murder pacts (metaphorically… unless?)
✔ For yourself. Because you know damn well you're the plot twist.
This isn’t just a tote.
This is that bag you grab when you’re in your Villain Era™.
When you’re romanticizing revenge, but like… ethically.
When you want the world to know: you’re cute, you’re loyal, and you absolutely have a dark side.
It’s the energy of a Lana Del Rey lyric but you ghosted them first.
It’s flowers in one hand, dagger in the other.
It’s giving: “I love love… but I love revenge slightly more.”
This bag is for the girls who love too hard, forgive too fast, and would maybe burn the world down for someone who makes them feel seen.
And honestly?
We support that.
Processing time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days (customs may delay delivery)
You’ll receive a tracking number via email when your order ships.
Damaged/Incorrect Items: Email us within 7 days (with a photo). We’ll replace or refund.
Lost Items: UK – refund after 14 days. International – refund after 30 days.
Returns: Accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items in original condition. Buyer pays return shipping unless faulty.
📧 Questions or problems? Email us at: hello@keolix.com
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Greeting Cards for every kind of mood and meltdown
Art Prints that vibe with your walls and your soul
Loyalty Rewards because being dramatic should come with perks
This isn’t a tote.
It’s a warning label for your entire personality.
So go on—add it to cart and carry your delulu with pride.
Because love might be patient and kind…
…but she also carries a pink dagger.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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