Vitamin U Card – Funny Love Card for Him or Her

💖 Prescription: One Dose of You, Daily.

Forget the supplements—because the only thing we’re popping around here is this adorable pink pill bottle full of Vitamin U.
Yes, you heard that right.
This funny, flirty love card is the perfect wellness-inspired wink to let someone know they’re the one you literally can’t function without.

Whether it’s for your boyfriend, girlfriend, crush, sneaky situationship, or full-on soulmate, this card says:
“I’ve tried magnesium and meditation, but nothing hits like you.”

🧠 Why It’s a Love Language All Its Own

• 💘 Cheeky but tender – the pun’s hilarious, but the sentiment hits deep

• 🧴 Self-care meets soul mate energy – because loving them is your wellness routine

• 📌 Designed to be kept – this one’s getting pinned to the fridge or tucked in their journal for sure

💬 When to Send this card:

• To say “I love you” without actually saying I love you

• As a just-because reminder that you’re completely, emotionally unhinged for them

• For birthdays, anniversaries, “I miss yous,” or “I just saw you but here’s another reason to smile”

This is the card you give after they’ve had a hard week, or when you’re long-distance and need to send affection like a literal care package.

📏 Choose Your Dosage (Card Sizes)

• A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – small, mighty, and pill-bottle pocket sized

• A5 – classic greeting size, ideal for framing or flexing

• A4– go big when your love is practically pharmaceutical-grade

✍️ Card Details:

• Printed on premium card stock – thick, lush, smooth finish (like the person you’re sending it to)

• Full-color artwork – a vibrant pink pill bottle with a bold “U” front and center

• Blank inside – because you get to write the prescription

• Envelope included – so you can seal it up like a cute little love capsule

🧡 Why They’ll Love It:

This isn’t your average pun. It’s relatable, it’s adorable, and it hits that perfect sweet spot between wellness-core and rom-com energy.

And honestly?
They’ll laugh, blush, and maybe text you something like “you’re such an idiot but I love you.”
(Which is code for: I’m framing this and never throwing it away.)

🚚 Shipping & Returns

📦 We ship within 1–3 business days
🇬🇧 UK delivery: 2–5 business days
🌍 International: 7–14 business days (delays may occur due to customs)

Damaged or wrong item? Email us within 7 days of delivery with a photo — we’ll send a replacement or refund.
Lost package? We replace/refund after 14 days (UK) or 30 days (international).
Returns? Accepted on non-personalised items within 14 days. Buyer covers return shipping unless it’s our fault.
Refunds issued back to the original payment method.

📧 Need help? Email us any time — we’re here to make sure your gifting experience is as smooth as a fresh gel capsule.

💌 Ready to Prescribe the Ultimate Smile?

Send your love with a side of serotonin.
Order the “Vitamin U” card now and let someone know they’re your favorite kind of essential.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
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Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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