Unemployed and Rich Yacht Sticker – Luxe Satire Design

Unemployed. And. Rich.
Say it with your chest, babe. This sticker isn’t just a cheeky joke—it’s a lifestyle. Whether you’re manifesting your yacht era or you’re already sipping matcha on the sundeck of your third boat, our “Unemployed and Rich” yacht sticker was made for the girlies who know the difference between wealth and quiet power.

Let’s set the scene.
A glossy white yacht gliding across turquoise water. Sun bouncing off champagne flutes. You? On the deck, doing nothing. Because you don’t have to do anything.
That’s the fantasy.
And this sticker? It’s the announcement.

This beautifully illustrated waterproof sticker features a sleek yacht and the bold phrase “Unemployed and Rich” in a playful, luxurious font—subtle enough to be classy, loud enough to be iconic. It’s giving Delulu heiress. It’s giving soft life rebellion. It’s giving “my passive income has passive income.”

✨ Sticker Features You’ll Love

• Premium Waterproof Material: Survives splashes, storms, iced coffee spills, and fake friends.

• Vibrant Colors & Clean Cut Edges: Looks sharp on every surface, from MacBooks to Hydro Flasks.

• Strong Adhesive, Clean Removal: Won’t peel unless you want it to. No residue, no drama.

• Multiple Pack Options: Buy one. Buy three. Buy six. Decorate your tech, your journal, your Range Rover. Or manifest all three.

🎯 Who’s This For?

This is for the ones who dream in spreadsheets, but don’t fill them out.
For the girls who believe “rich” is a mindset and a tax bracket.
For the soft life rebels. The satirical sweethearts. The finance bros in denial. The broke besties faking it 'til they yacht it.

Use this sticker as your vision board in miniature. Place it on your laptop, journal, iPad case, mood board, or even your kitchen aid mixer if that’s where your inner CEO lives. It’s a little reminder that luxury doesn’t always look like work. Sometimes it looks like leisure, laughter, and letting go.

💸 Perfect Gift For:

• The friend who says “I need a sugar daddy” but is the sugar

• Your favorite rich aunt with a secret second husband in Monaco

• You, because you deserve to feel rich—even if your bank account hasn’t caught up yet

Whether it’s a stocking stuffer, a cheeky gift bag extra, or a treat-yourself moment, this sticker always lands. Every. Single. Time.

📦 Shipping & Return Info

We ship orders fast—within 1–3 business days.

• UK: 2–5 days

• International: 7–14 days (customs delays possible)

• Tracking is included for peace of mind.

🧾 Returns & Refunds?
We’ve got your back. If anything goes wrong (wrong item, damaged in transit, or the sticker mysteriously vanishes into the Bermuda Triangle), contact us and we’ll make it right.

Make the world ask, “Wait… is she actually rich?” without saying a word.
Pop this sticker on your stuff and let the yacht vibes follow.
It’s more than a sticker.
It’s your soft power announcement.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.