A Scrabble T-shirt. A statement. A lifestyle. 🧠✨
This one’s for the ones who can spell, sass, and steal the spotlight. Whether you're a professional sarcasm dealer, a board game tyrant, or just someone who appreciates a well-placed British insult — this tee spells it out so you don’t have to. Literally.
Each letter sits like a Scrabble tile.
Each word is a mic drop.
And the best part? It’s subtle enough to confuse your nan.
You’ve got attitude.
You’ve got humour.
And now? You’ve got the TWAT t-shirt.
Perfectly passive-aggressive for Mondays
Loud enough for the pub, subtle enough for brunch
Gets a smirk from Brits and a double-take from tourists
Says what we’re all thinking... but in a fun, alphabet-tile kinda way
Made from 100% Gildan Heavy Cotton (aka: built like your comebacks — thick and reliable).
Breathable. Soft. Zero itch factor. Just premium quality and attitude stitched into every thread.
T-shirt Fit:
• Unisex sizing – S to XXL
• Boxy but flattering (think effortless “yeah, I know I’m funny” energy)
Weight:
• White: 175gsm
• Colours: 185gsm – comfy with a bit of beef
Care Instructions:
• Wash inside out
• Don’t tumble-dry your sarcasm
• Iron inside out (but let’s be real, you’re not ironing this)
Scrabble-style tiles spell out T-W-A-T in all their glory, followed by “There We Are Then” in deadpan British fashion. It’s cheeky. It’s bold. It’s very you.
Bonus points if your friends don’t notice until you’ve already made eye contact.
Your sharp-tongued mate
The friend who always wins at Cards Against Humanity
Someone who needs to offend gently
Yourself, obviously. You're the moment.
Birthday, just-because, post-breakup glow-up gift — doesn’t matter. This shirt is a universal truth wrapped in cotton.
Ships within 1–3 business days. We pack fast so your sarcasm doesn’t have to wait.
Delivery estimates:
UK: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 (customs are slow but they’ll laugh when they see the shirt)
Returns & Refunds:
Something wrong? We fix it.
Wrong size or damaged tee? Email us within 7 days — we’ll replace or refund.
Just changed your mind? Return it within 14 days (buyer pays return postage).
You’re funny. You’re bold. You spell things correctly. This shirt? It’s the wearable version of your personality.
Add to cart. Walk into the room. And let the Scrabble tiles do the talking.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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