🧬 “The Matrix Is Glitching” T-Shirt – Wear the System Crash
Reality’s cracked. Your shirt proves it.
This bold graphic tee is for the ones who know the code beneath the illusion. The rebels. The glitch-seers. The ones who laugh when the simulation lags.
It’s a digital rebellion in cotton form — and you’re the main character.
Bold Glitch Graphic – Screams “we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
Sci-Fi Edge – A wearable nod to your love of chaos, control, and corrupted code.
High Vibe/Low Maintenance – Soft, sturdy, and weirdly comforting. Like your favourite conspiracy theory.
It’s not just a T-shirt. It’s a warning.
The system’s crumbling. You’re looking hot while it happens.
Material: 100% Gildan Heavy Cotton
Fit: Unisex – Built for all chosen ones
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
Fabric Weight: White – 175gsm | Colours – 185gsm
Care: Machine washable – even in the Matrix
Coders
Conspiracy theorists
Sci-fi lovers
Digital witches
Anyone who's “seen too much”
Wear it to Comic Con, your next tech startup pitch, or to your ex’s flat just to confuse them. Either way, this tee unlocks side quests.
UK: 2–5 working days
International: 7–14 business days
Packaging: Hard-backed and glitch-proof.
Need help? Just email hello@keolix.com
Mistake? Damage? Just email us within 7 days.
Didn’t vibe? Return within 14 days.
Lost in the Matrix? Covered after 30 days international / 14 days UK.
Refunds go back to the original payment method.
This tee is a digital scream. A soft slap in the face of conformity.
Let your clothes say what your mouth sometimes won’t:
“I see through the simulation. I glitch on purpose.”
You like bold prints and rebellious energy? Good.
We’ve got greeting cards, wall art, stickers, and clothing all crafted for the main character energy you were born to radiate.
✔ High-quality, hand-drawn designs
✔ Glitchcore. Cyberpunk. Chaos.
✔ Built for the future
🛒 Add to cart. Unplug from the norm. Stay weird.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
Pair it with our glitchy sticker sets, bold art prints, or futuristic cards for the full Keolix experience. Express yourself, stay strange, and keep bending reality in style.
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