T.W.A.T There We Are Then Hoodie

There We Are Then Hoodie – Bold TWAT Funny Streetwear for the Fearless

🌟 The Hoodie That Says What You're Thinking (Loud and Proud)

Ready to embrace your cheeky, rebellious side?
The "There We Are Then" Hoodie is not here to whisper.
It’s here to shout, laugh, and turn heads.

Featuring bold, unapologetic block letters spelling out “TWAT” (with a wink to British humor lovers everywhere), this hoodie is made for those who don’t take themselves too seriously — but take their streetwear seriously.

Wear it loud.
Wear it proud.
Wear it because life’s too short to be boring. 🖕

💬 Why You’ll Love This Unfiltered Hoodie

🖕 Bold AF Statement Design

Huge block lettering. Maximum impact.
Whether you’re rocking it at the pub, strolling through town, or chilling with friends, this hoodie lets your humor (and your attitude) speak for itself.

🧵 Premium Comfort and Durability

Crafted from a soft, warm 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend, this hoodie keeps you cozy and comfy whether you’re causing chaos or just vibing.

👕 Unisex Fit Built for Everyone

Designed with a relaxed, laid-back fit that flatters all body types.
It’s perfect for layering, lounging, flexing — whatever your mood demands.

🛍️ Functional Features for Everyday Living

• Kangaroo pouch pocket for essentials (or hiding your middle finger if needed)

• Adjustable hood with durable drawstrings

• Ribbed cuffs and hem for that classic, structured streetwear look

👑 Hoodie Features:

• Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester – soft yet durable

• Interior: Cozy fleece lining for comfort

• Fit: Unisex, slightly oversized for chill vibes

• Design: Bold “TWAT” block lettering for maximum cheekiness

• Pocket: Spacious kangaroo pouch

• Label Info: Gildan 18500 model, Made in Bangladesh

• EU Warranty: 2 years (Directive 1999/44/EC compliant)

📏 Available Sizes:

• S, M, L, XL, XXL

• Slightly oversized fit – perfect for relaxed streetwear styling

• Check the size guide to find your perfect rebellious fit

🧠 Bonus Waffle – Why Humor and Chaos are a Vibe

Look, life is already full of stress, bills, responsibilities, and overly polite emails.
You deserve something that makes people double-take, chuckle, and know exactly what kind of day you’re having without asking.

The "There We Are Then" jumper  isn’t just an outfit.
It’s a mood.
It’s a flex.
It’s a reminder that sometimes, the only appropriate answer is a cheeky grin and a slightly offensive hoodie.

Because being a little bit twattish is sometimes exactly what’s needed. 😉

🎁 Perfect for These Absolute Legends:

• Streetwear Kings and Queens 👑: Those who make fashion statements with attitude

• British Humor Enthusiasts 🇬🇧: If sarcasm is your second language, this jumper is for you

• Friends Who Are Absolute Units 💥: Give it as a hilarious gift to the loudest, proudest twat you know

• Anyone Over the BS 🚀: If you’ve decided life’s too short to sugarcoat anything anymore

📦 Shipping & Returns Information

• Processing Time: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 business days

• International Delivery: 7–14 business days (depending on customs)

• Tracked Shipping: Available — stay updated as your jumper makes its bold journey to you

Returns/Refunds:

• Wrong or damaged hoodie? We’ll replace it free or issue a refund — just contact us within 7 days.

• Lost package? Full refund or replacement after 14 days (UK) or 30 days (international).

• Changed your mind? Unworn items can be returned within 14 days — no awkwardness.

Questions? Support? Bragging rights?
Email hello@keolix.com — our team is just as sassy as our hoodies.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.

KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.