Scrabble Cheek Tote – Witty Wordplay Bold Statement Bag

Scrabble, but make it savage..... Enter the dangerously witty world of our “Scrabble Cheek” tote bag, where wordplay gets spicy and polite society gets side-eyed. If you’ve ever looked at a group chat and thought “TWAT,” congrats—you just found your new emotional support tote.

Let’s break it down.

💬 The Design

It’s cute. It’s clever. And it’s definitely not safe for the easily offended.

This bag features strategically arranged Scrabble tiles spelling T-W-A-T right in the middle of the oh-so-casual phrase “There We Are Then.” The result? A sharp little wink to those in the know. It’s cheeky, rude, and entirely unapologetic.

No emojis needed. The attitude is built in.

👜 Tote Details

• Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)

• Material: 100% recycled cotton ♻️

• Fabric weight: 130-135 gsm

• Capacity: Holds opinions, spreadsheets, groceries, and probably trauma

This isn’t some flimsy promotional tote you get at a bank. This is the kind of tote that walks into the room first, takes the best seat, and roasts your ex.

🎯 Who’s This For?

• The girl with a spreadsheet and a short fuse

• The guy who plays Scrabble to destroy

• Your mate who says “twat” with affection and menace

• Anyone who’s fluent in sarcasm and wants the world to know

This bag screams "I’m literate AND petty.” The dream combo, if we’re honest.

🎁 The Ultimate Gift for...

• Word nerds with bite

• Co-workers who pretend to be nice in meetings

• Your bestie who weaponizes eye rolls

• That one cousin who quotes Fleabag religiously

Wrap it in pink tissue paper or hand it over in silence—either way, it’ll do the talking.

📦 Packs Available

• 1 Tote: The personal roast

• 3 Pack: For the whole group chat

• 6 Pack: One for every alter ego

💅 Keeks Says:

"This is the tote I carry when I’m on my way to ruin someone’s day with facts and flawless spelling. It’s giving hot librarian who drinks too much wine and will call out your boyfriend for breathing wrong. If you’re not afraid of a little chaos in Helvetica, this tote is your soulmate." 🔥

✔ Summary Recap:

• Scrabble-inspired sass? ✔️

• Bold humor in plain sight? ✔️

• Eco-friendly, street-ready? ✔️

• Guaranteed to offend (in the best way)? ✔️✔️

Snag yours before it gets banned in a small village.
Add to cart and let the tiles do the talking. 🖤

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.